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Let’s be an Adventurer! ~Defeating Dungeons with a Skill Board~ 149

 

Gossip: Adventurer Thread Summary Blog

 

 

About Dungeons [532]

 

315 Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Some guy has this blog called “I’m so lucky that there are Centipedes on the 1st floor!”

 

316 Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Huh? Is that a meme?

 

317 Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Nah it looks kind of serious

 

318 Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Whoa, is he like a total beginner or a complete moron lol

 

319 Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Maybe he’s a beginner

 

320 Name: Anonymous Adventurer

He’s a crazy dude who believes everything that is on the WIKI

It says there that Centipedes start appearing from the 3rd floor onwards, so he thought he was lucky finding them on the 1st floor

He’s a complete weirdo!

 

321 Name: Anonymous Adventurer

It’s hard to use that WIKI if you’re not someone who can tell which articles are legit and which are fake lol

 

322 Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Yeah but still

That guy said that he had defeated 100 of them, you know?

 

323 Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Huh? So he’s not a beginner, then?

 

324 Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Dunno

But the blog looks like it was written by a complete beginner

 

325 Name: Anonymous Adventurer

What’s his name?

 

326 Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Air

But his writing is kind of shabby so don’t go there expecting much lol

 

327 Name: Anonymous Adventurer

K, thx

 

 

 

[Escape] Monster Parade Reporting 412 [Must Read]

 

578 Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

A certain moron threw himself into a Monster Parade

 

579 Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

>> 578 May you rest in peace

 

580 Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

It wasn’t me!

There’s this blog post where someone said they’d done that

 

581 Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

Wha–!

Is he stupid or something!?

 

582 Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

That’s bs

You can’t just go home after throwing yourself at a Monster Parade and post about it just like that

He must be a liar

 

583 Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

You think he’s a liar?

Sorry to disappoint you

A blogger also happened to be present there as well

 

584 Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

No way

Surely it must have been a Monster Parade of 4 or 5 monsters, right?

 

585 Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

There were at least 100 monsters

 

586 Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

I’ve never heard of this Air guy

But he looks like a total attention seeker

Just ignore him lol

 

587 Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

It’s up to you whether you believe it or not

But I think you should at least read half of his post

After all, even Rankers have trouble dealing with Monster Parades

 

588 Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

Is Air the name of the blogger?

I’ll bookmark it later

It might be the alt account of that Ranker who got banned

 

589 Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

Ah, that could be the case

I’ll bookmark it too

Please report him if you find anything fishy

 

590 Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

Or rather just report him for false rumours lololol

 

591 Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

>> 586

By the way

I never said I could identify that blogger

How did you know his name?

 

 

 

[Hardcore Crowd] Going through dungeons with all we’ve got! 132 [Dedicated]

 

138 Name: Anonymous Vanguard

Was Masatsugu the first one to defeat a boss?

 

139 Name: Anonymous Vanguard

What was the reward for that?

 

140 Name: Anonymous Vanguard

What kind of boss was it?

 

141 Name: Masatsugu★

>> 138 Yeah

>> 139 I don’t quite remember but it was pretty nice

>> 140 It looked like a giant lizard

I’ll go edit the WIKI after posting this

I’ll update my blog later as well so make sure to check it out

 

142 Name: Anonymous Vanguard

I hope it was nice as cheese is for mice lol

 

143 Name: Anonymous Vanguard

>> 142 That joke just now earned you a one-way ticket to a Monster Parade

Hope you enjoy it!

 

144 Name: Masatsugu★

Ah, by the way

Do you know about the masked man who has been working in Sapporo?

 

145 Name: Anonymous Vanguard

What about him?

 

146 Name: Masatsugu★

He’s getting quite popular these days, huh?

 

147 Name: Anonymous Vanguard

I haven’t seen him, but what about him?

 

148 Name: Masatsugu★

I haven’t seen a battle formation and footwork like his before

He’s really good at hiding his presence too

I think he’s really interesting

 

149 Name: Anonymous Vanguard

To think that even Masatsugu thinks he’s interesting

Just who is that masked man…?

 

 

 

[Stampede] “Narou” Report [Team #30]

 

512 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

We don’t have enough people to cover all of Shinjuku Station’s entrances and exits!

If any of the neighboring cities have people they can spare, please send them in!

 

513 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

We’re heading to Saitama

Please hang on until then

 

514 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

This is Kanagawa

We’re sorry

We don’t have anyone we can send out at the moment

 

515 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

This is Chiba

Same here

Monsters are coming out of the ocean

 

516 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

What about the defense dispatch!?

 

517 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

It seems they’re still not ready

 

518 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

This is terrible…

What about the other cities?

 

519 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

This is Nagano

Things are relatively stable here

 

520 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

The situation here in Kagawa is terrible

Noodle factories are being destroyed one after another!!

 

521 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

>> 520 …Are you okay?

 

522 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

We’re not, dammit!

But we have to do something about it!

 

523 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

Sorry, please keep doing your best

The future of udon noodles depends on you

 

524 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

Yeah

Leave it to us!

 

525 Name: Masatsugu★

This is Hokkaido

The situation here seems stable

But there seems to be something here

Take care, everyone

 

526 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

>> 525 Wait what

 

527 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

>> 525

What are you doing all the way there, Masatsugu…?

 

528 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

You’re not in Shinjuku!?

This is bad…

I’ll try to send some people to Shinjuku

 

529 Name: Masatsugu★

I’m sorry, everyone

It won’t take me long

I’ll be back there shortly

 

530 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

>> 529 Got it

 

531 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

>> 529 Understood!

Once this is all over, I’m going to ask my girlfriend to marry me!

 

532 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

>> 531 Wholesome tag!

 

533 Name: Masatsugu★

Thank you

Come on guys

Let’s save Japan!!

 

 

 

[Stampede] “Narou” Report [Team #165]

 

773 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

This is Oita

We have safely completed the subjugation of three Stampedes here

 

774 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

We have finished here in Akita as well

It seems that the Stampede will end if you defeat the boss, as stated on the WIKI

As soon as the boss was defeated, the rest of the monsters disappeared

 

775 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

Really!?

We’ll try that here as well right now

 

776 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

>>> 775 Take care

Has yours emerged from a Dungeon or is it just random?

The levels of those bosses are all over the place, so if you throw yourself at them carelessly you can get yourself killed

By the way, is the boss a rare species?

 

777 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

>> 776 Got it

But how should we go about it?

The important part of a Stampede is the Monster Parade, right?

If we can’t get past the Monster Parade, we can’t reach the boss, right? Lol

 

778 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

>> 777 I had to use an alternate route

It would be impossible to hit the boss directly without taking a detour

If you can do that, just change your name to Masatsugu or Bacon lol

 

779 Name: Masatsugu★

>> 778 But then how should I call myself?

 

780 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

The man himself!!

How are things going?

 

781 Name: Masatsugu★

We’re finished here in Sapporo

All safe here of course

Does anyone know how things are in Shinjuku?

I can’t seem to be able to get in touch with Bacon

 

782 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

This is Saitama

Should we go there and check?

 

783 Name: Masatsugu★

No, it may be dangerous to go there without knowing the situation

Find someone you can contact for now

But do prepare to return to Tokyo as soon as possible just in case

 

784 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

Understood

I’ll contact you as soon as I can

 

785 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

Ok, leave it to us

 

786 Name: Masatsugu★

@Bacon

Please leave a message

It can be here or on your blog

I’ll wait until tomorrow night for your message

 

 

 

[Performing Dogeza] Stampede Review Meeting Room 13 [With all our strength]

 

984 Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Next time, we definitely need to keep in mind about how defeating the boss makes the Stampede go away

 

985 Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

But how?

Diving into a dungeon in the middle of a Monster Parade is suicide

 

986 Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Maybe we should think this through little by little

It’s a little expensive, but maybe grenades?

 

987 Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

If you do that, the dungeon might get angry

If the dungeon feels that your attacking it, the monsters might get stronger or change in some other ways

 

988 Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Yes, you’re right

But what should we do then?

If we just wait outside of the dungeon, the damage is going to get worse

 

989 Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Sorry to interrupt but

There’s something on my mind

 

990 Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Sure

What is it?

 

991 Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Would someone who was struggling to defeat Centipedes a month ago be able to defeat a Werewolf today?

 

992 Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

In his dreams, yes!

But only in his dreams

 

993 Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Well I’m not sure if this guy was dreaming or what

But I found a certain blog post about that

I thought he was probably lying

 

994 Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Maybe you can report it as a lie?

Was he jumping on the Stampede bandwagon? Damn it

But if he’s just an attention seeker then you probably should just ignore him

 

995 Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Yeah well that same guy got past a Monster Parade and defeated a boss

 

996 Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Well seriously

A beginner who has trouble fighting Centipedes will need at least a year before he can deal with Werewolves

 

Maybe half a year if you shut yourself in a dungeon and fight for 10 hours a day

And if you have a floor entirely for yourself then maybe you can make it in even less time?

 

Every monster is going to be more or less difficult depending on your battle style, though

I can’t say much about winning rates

 

I’m not sure if they could be considered a dungeon speedrunner or someone who’s just wasting his life away

I wouldn’t do that if it were me

 

997 Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Yeah

Looks like its very likely it’s just lies

Because it’s just not normal

 

998 Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Yeah, if you take a moment to think about it, it’s impossible, isn’t it?

I feel like an idiot for taking it seriously and thinking it was cool

 

999 Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Sorry

But what happened in Shinjuku?

 

1000 Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

>> 999

Please read everything

 

Shinjuku was destroyed

 

1001 Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

No more posts can be added.

Please create a new one to continue this discussion.

 

 

 

[Shrimp & Crab] About Chikaho 89 [Festival]

 

67 Beware frequent encounters with brown bears, deers, and anonymous users

Hey I saw Mr. Masked Man today

 

68 Beware frequent encounters with brown bears, deers, and anonymous users

Mr. Masked who?

 

69 Beware frequent encounters with brown bears, deers, and anonymous users

I think its the guy Masatsugu was talking about

 

70 Beware frequent encounters with brown bears, deers, and anonymous users

>> 69 Details pls

 

71 Beware frequent encounters with brown bears, deers, and anonymous users

He had this bizarre mask

It was the kind of mask that would make you think the one behind it is a dangerous guy

The presence of the mask is very strange despite the guy himself having a very slim presence

 

It was as if his mask was floating in the air lol

 

72 Beware frequent encounters with brown bears, deers, and anonymous users

Whoa that’s scary

 

 

 

[Hardcore Crowd] Going through dungeons with all we’ve got! 157 [Dedicated]

 

65 Name: Anonymous Vanguard

I found him!

I found that masked man that was mentioned on this other topic

 

66 Name: Anonymous Vanguard

Huh?

What kind of guy is he?

Did you talk to him or something?

 

67 Name: Anonymous Vanguard

His cursed mask was floating in the air

His back was filled with plants

And his hands were tentacles

 

68 Name: Anonymous Vanguard

Wait, is he a monster?

 

69 Name: Anonymous Vanguard

He’s not a monster!

He was using an IC card so he can’t be a monster

…Maybe

 

70 Name: Anonymous Vanguard

Don’t chicken out on us now lol

Did you talk to him or not?

 

71 Name: Anonymous Vanguard

How could I have dared to talk to him!?

He looks really scary you know!?

I’d have mad respect for anyone brave enough to try to talk to him

 

72 Name: Anonymous Vanguard

So that’s how he is, huh…?

Seems that you need to be at Masatsugu’s level to get close to that guy

 

73 Name: Anonymous Vanguard

See? So how could I have dared to talk to him lol

 

 

 

[Enjoyers] About Chikaho 70 [Alive!]

 

110 Name: Anonymous that enjoys Chikaho

Breaking news

I found there’s a “Taming” skill

 

111 Name: Anonymous that enjoys Chikaho

No way!

Tell us more!!

 

112 Name: Anonymous that enjoys Chikaho

I don’t know much of the details actually

Just saw a guy taming a monster the other day

 

113 Name: Anonymous that enjoys Chikaho

>> 112 Aw come on

Get more information before you throw a bomb like that

 

But oh well, I’ve tried to tame monsters myself but haven’t had much luck

Maybe you need some kind of magical item?

 

114 Name: Anonymous that enjoys Chikaho

Who was the tamer?

 

115 Name: Anonymous that enjoys Chikaho

I can’t really say much

I’m afraid he will get me

All I can say is that it was a really scary dude

 

116 Name: Anonymous that enjoys Chikaho

Could it be…

Mr. Masked Man?

 

 

 

[Crab Soup?] About Chikaho 74 [I want some!]

 

234 Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

I saw Team Aerial coming out of Chikaho

Boy were they messed up

 

235 Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

The Team Aerial?

Were they fighting against a Monster Parade?

 

236 Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

Maybe

Dunno if they were trying something

Dunno if they failed at doing something

 

237 Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

Maybe both?

Monster Parades are really scary unless you have really good weapons

No matter how strong Team Aerial is

 

238 Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

Only Masatsugu has a special weapon strong enough to cut through Monster Parades somewhat safely, right?
And maybe Shigure and Bacon too

 

239 Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

Probably yeah

If they have a special weapon then yeah

 

240 Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

Wasn’t there someone else who got through a Monster Parade somewhat safely?

 

241 Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

Yeah

There was this weirdo who survived a Monster Parade and a Stampede all by himself

 

242 Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

Ah

You mean that masked guy?

He was using a short sword, wasn’t he?

 

It’s a favorable kind of weapon to use in a Monster Parade, but…

I can’t see how can you kill a tough monster with such a small weapon

 

243 Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

>> 242 He’s not just a masked guy

He wears a mask, carries a potato plant on his back, and has tentacles too

 

244 Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

Whoa that’s quite the upgrade!

He’s like a monster now! Ahahaha

 

245 Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

He’s not a monster

He can speak like a human after all!

 

246 Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

There are some monsters who can speak like humans though…

 

247 Name: Kagemitsu★

Yo

 

248 Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

>> 247 Heyo

Did you manage to defeat the Monster Parade?

 

249 Name: Kagemitsu★

>> 248

Nah, we were utterly defeated

Luckily we all came out alive with nothing more than a few cuts and bruises

 

250 Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

So you really went there…

 

But don’t Monster Parades disappear after some time if you leave them be?

Why did you go there?

 

251 Name: Kagemitsu★

There was a boss

And it seems this one won’t disappear

 

232 Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

No way…

 

253 Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

So what are you going to do now?

Are all the strong guys heading to Shinjuku?

 

254 Name: Kagemitsu★

We were wondering if we should just leave it alone for now

 

By the way

Tell me more about that masked guy with the potato plant and the tentacles

 

 

 

[Monster Parade] About Chikaho 75 [Avoid Them]

 

54 Name: Kagemitsu★

Hey, if that guy who talked about that adventurer who broke through a Monster Parade on that other thread is here, show yourself!

 

55 Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

Huh? What happened?

 

56 Name: Kagemitsu★

Was that you!?

How dare you lead such a monster to me!?

I thought my heart was going to explode after I saw that thing show up in our team house!!

 

57 Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

>> 56 Damn I nearly spat out my coffee

I’m surprisingly timid it seems

 

58 Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

Was he like the rumors said?

 

59 Name: Kagemitsu★

>> 57

You guys need to take a closer look at him

You see that cursed mask floating in the air approaching you?

Some of my teammates almost peed their pants

 

>> 58

He was almost as rumored, but he had no tentacles

Instead he had feathers growing from his neck

 

60 Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

Feathers lololol

He seems to have undergone some upgrades, huh? Lol

 

So is that masked man really a monster?

 

61 Name: Kagemitsu★

Nah, he’s not a monster

You wouldn’t imagine it, but he was actually a very decent person

 

62 Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

Are you guys going to tackle that Monster Parade?

I’m curious about how he’s going to defeat monsters with a short sword

I expect a detailed report!

 

63 Name: Kagemitsu★

Yeah

Leave it to me!

 

 

 

[Monster Parade] About Chikaho 75 [Avoid Them]

 

211 Name: Kagemitsu★

Heeeeey!

The guy who told me about that adventurer!

Come out wherever you are!

 

212 Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

What happened now…?

 

213 Name: Kagemitsu★

This guy is a complete handful!

He was hunting nonstop from 9 AM to 18 PM!

 

214 Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

That’s not something I would have expected to hear from the hardcore Kagemitsu

He can go on for 9 hours straight, right?

So it shouldn’t be such a big deal for you

 

215 Name: Kagemitsu★

Being able to hunt monsters nonstop for 9 hours isn’t a big deal to you?

He was dishing them out one right after the other

 

216 Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

One right after the other, huh…

But didn’t he take any breaks whatsoever?

 

217 Name: Kagemitsu★

The only breaks he took were whenever he collapsed on the floor out of exhaustion

 

218 Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

Hmm?
Sorry, you lost me a bit there

How many Beroberos did he defeat?

 

219 Name: Kagemitsu★

>> 218

About 300

 

220 Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

What Monster Parade did you jump into? Lol

Or did you help him out?

 

221 Name: Kagemitsu★

We haven’t gotten through that Monster Parade yet

I only stood there and watched

I didn’t help out at all

 

222 Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

…Huh?

I was happy to have gotten 50 defeats in a single day

Now I feel like I’m a small fry lol

 

223 Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

I can’t defeat more than 50 a day as well

Tell me, Kagemitsu, is that guy really human?

 

224 Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

I call bs lol

 

225 Name: Kagemitsu★

>> 223 He must be human

He was eating rations

 

By the way, Team Aerial’s limit is 150 defeats a day

And that takes all five of us!

 

We’re all speechless

 

226 Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

To leave even the hardcore Kagemitsu speechless

No wonder Masatsugu was interested in him…

 

 

 

[Hardcore Crowd] Going through dungeons with all we’ve got! 216 [Dedicated]

 

112 Name: Anonymous Vanguard

Let’s talk about the masked man who’s been rampaging in Chikaho

 

113 Name: Anonymous Vanguard

Who?

If it’s a topic about Chikaho, start another discussion

 

114 Name: Anonymous Vanguard

The Monster Parade on Chikaho caused a Stampede

And Team Aerial, led by Kagemitsu, defeated it

 

115 Name: Anonymous Vanguard

So Team Aerial can defeat Monster Parades now?
That’s amazing

 

116 Name: Anonymous Vanguard

Someone else defeated the Monster Parade

Aerial took care of the boss

 

But the entire Monster Parade was defeated by a masked guy

 

117 Name: Anonymous Vanguard

What?

All by himself?

Huh? @[email protected]

 

118 Name: Anonymous Vanguard

Well, Team Aerial and that masked guy were pretty active

The local forum was on fire

 

119 Name: Masatsugu★

Yo

Now this is an interesting topic

 

120 Name: Anonymous Vanguard

>> 119

He’s here!

He was alive after all

 

121 Name: Masatsugu★

Fortunately yes

Of course everyone else is safe as well

 

122 Name: Anonymous Vanguard

Everyone… No way!?

 

123 Name: Masatsugu★

Even Bacon, who you all love so much haha

Though he’s undergoing some treatment

 

124 Name: Anonymous Vanguard

He must be pumping up while being on treatment

He got food poisoning for eating mushrooms, right…?

 

125 Name: Anonymous Vanguard

But it’s great to know that everyone is alive

It took a long time

It’s just like the hero to reclaim both Bacon and Shinjuku!

 

126 Name: Masatsugu★

>> 125

Sorry

We couldn’t reclaim Shinjuku yet

 

127 Name: Anonymous Vanguard

Huh?
So you only managed to save Bacon?

 

128 Name: Masatsugu★

That’s how it turned out in the end

 

I tried to defeat the Stampede boss, but…

Sorry

I had to run back out so that’s the best I could do

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