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Chapter 3

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Chapter 3

The next day at Seitetsu Academy.

I, in the form of a girl, went to school. In the morning I decide, more or less randomly, which one to go to. way of being. If I maintain a regularity, it could seem suspicious, so I have to be careful. I’ve gotten quite used to the sailor uniform. Although I’ve gotten used to it, I don’t really like it that much. First of all, I don’t really understand those wide, wavy things that hang from the neck down to the Back. Is this a neck? I was told that sailors originally used them to pick up sounds, but The female high school students will not be active in the sea. Furthermore, if they are exposed to direct sunlighThey get hot and it feels like I’m being ironed all the time. I mentioned this to Higashida once. And he scolded me, “Without that, it’s not a sailor uniform.” He may be right.

The skirt somehow feels too short. I seem to be the only one with such a short skirt. While Other girls are also wearing short skirts; it seems they’re folding and adjusting the length on purpose. I I’m somewhat original.

It’s also strange to feel my legs so exposed. Even if I wear long stockings, I can’t take them off. uncomfortable feeling.

However, the girls in the women’s section subtly modify the bland uniforms to

Competing for differences. Women are amazing.

As I approach the door of the women’s section, the girls’ eyes look at me.

This would be impossible if I were a boy. As a boy, I’m less of a presence than an insect. Hiding behind a post, but as a girl, I’m exposed to stares.

It’s not something I’m proud of. This is due to clandestine activities like the “Club of “Senou’s Observers” and the “Club to Become Natsuru’s Sister.” The girls here lift me up. More than necessary. Moreover, since the journalism club is stirring things up, it has become even more probl

But even when I attract attention in the form of a girl, it’s something… “Natsuru-san, who rarely comes to the “School is mysterious and amazing.” Although as a boy I also skipped a lot of classes, they called me “a uselewhich is frequently lacking.” That’s a big difference.

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I try to ignore the stares and head towards the classroom. If I get nervous about things like this, I won’t be ableSurvive in the women’s section. Hang in there, hang in there.

However, that mental attitude vanished as soon as I entered class 2-4.

—Congratulations, Natsuru-san!

—Participating in the beauty pageant!

—Senou-san can definitely win!

A series of applauses accompanied them. The three were in front, with Akane in the background, turning

smaller.

I was stunned by the ovation, which seemed as thunderous as a curtain falling in an opera. —W-What…?

“This morning, it seems Sakura-san recommended you,” the president said.

—Due to the participation of the mysterious beauty Senou Natsuru-san, the school is in turmoil and the class has decided to join in support of her.

—Haah…

—We are willing to help with everything, from kidnapping and confining rivals to supplying Drugs. However, illegal methods come at a higher price.

Were they suggesting crimes and charging money for it?

The girls were very excited. The vice president was cheering as if it were a strike.

Spring, and the treasurer seemed to be compiling some kind of list. Seeing things like “outside bets” From what was written, it seemed they were planning to open a betting site.

—According to the information from our class,

The president said.

—The top candidate is Senou-san. Since the recommendation came from Sakura-san, it’s considered a deal. Sure. However, it’s still unclear whether Sakura-san herself will run, so we can’t confirm that.

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Looking at her alone, she seemed to be a very competent secretary. She was always reporting without hesitatiwhich would make her a valuable asset to a company. Well, except for her cunning. —In addition, we have Ryoka Yamakawa from class 2-1, Minami Minagawa from class 3-3, and Mokue Ueda fClasses 1-5 are also potential candidates. But if it’s Natsuru-san, they’re easy opponents to beat. The girls around me nodded approvingly more than I did. I even saw someone taking notes. —It’s still early in the competition. We expect many more girls to apply.

However, we hope Natsuru-san can advance. She seems to be a very strong competitor… We must

be grateful that our class horse is emerging.

Was it a horse? The vice president raised her hand.

—Hey, is Sakura-san the only enemy?

-Yeah.

—Nothing else? What’s wrong with the president?

Ugh. I groaned in my mind. Shizuku is one of the two beauties. It would be a huge success if she participated. But the president was negative.

—No. The president is not interested in these things.

—Are you sure? It could surprise us.

—He would be a powerful rival if he runs.

—Let’s check it out. If it bothers us, Natzuke-san will be in danger.

Natzuke? He used to be Natsuru. Surprised by the teacher’s special treatment, but “Natzuke” is something new.

—But without means of verification, it’s difficult. The secrecy of the student council is beyond imagination. —Hmm…

The vice president crossed her arms. That’s right. Student council information is open to a certain extent. That’s it, but there’s a line that can’t be crossed. Here too, Shizuku has created a system of counterintelligence.

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The conversation continued. I took the opportunity to discreetly sit down in my seat. —There are no leaks in the student council, right?

—We have some people, but it’s better to think of them as double agents. When it comes to the President, they change sides immediately.

—Then let’s ask her directly. “Are you going to participate in the beauty pageant?”

—To whom? Unless it’s a general class meeting, they won’t let me in. Last time, the I ruined it.

—Ah, that’s it, right?

Not only the vice president, most of the girls agreed too. What about the president? —Don’t you know anyone who’s friends with the president? A girl I could trust to talk to without hesitation? suspicions.

—Well… if you manage to fulfill all your obligations, and even more so if the president respects you… Suddenly, the eyes of both of them—no, the whole class—focused on me. Huh? What? —Natsuru-chan, go and do it.

The vice president flashed a mischievous smile.

—Now that you’ve become one of the three great beauties, Natsuru-chan, I know you can do it. —I… I’m not exactly close…

—You’re the right person.

The president stated it.

—I don’t think a candidate would get personally involved in gathering information. If you take the If you’re ahead in the information war, you can win this bet. To get your entire stake back, go for it. It was a direct order. All eyes turned on me at once.

That’s when I truly realized the power of girls.

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Well, I also had a few questions I wanted to ask, so, carrying a paper bag, I headed to the student council room.

Since becoming a Kämpfer, I’ve been walking around campus a lot. Thanks to that, I’ve memorized completely the area.

I go up to the fourth floor of the library. Somehow, I try not to make any noise with my footsteps.

There’s usually a guard outside the student council room, but he’s not there today. The girl named Kazuhara, who was there before, fought against us, me and Akane in our Kämpfer form. I approach stealthily and suddenly open the door.

Shizuku is sitting properly in a chair, looking at me.

—Welcome, SenoU-kun.

I thought about surprising her and taking her by surprise, but she was completely calm. I don’t think there was anticipated my arrival.

Without saying a word, I drag a chair and sit down.

—You’re a girl, right? Perhaps it would be better to call you Natsuru-san instead of Senou-kun. —Anyone is fine.

Peace of mind. I don’t need to worry, so it’s pretty easy. After all, even having one

I have a feminine appearance, but I retain my male voice, so I can’t speak properly in other places. -What do you need?

—Everyone in the class has been saying things to me…

—If it’s class 2-4, once the cultural festival is over, maybe they’ll calm down, right? —I don’t think they’ll calm down, but this is more important.

I took something out of a paper bag.

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It was the hippopotamus. I brought it from home.

—I want to ask you about this.

I placed it in front of Shizuku.

She took it in silence. For a moment, I thought it was a good thing Akane had disappeared. If only she knew. I’m doing this when he said he didn’t want to show it, he’d probably kill me.

—Kaede would probably say “cute,” right?

“That’s not a compliment. This was underground. According to Harakiritora, there seemed to be signs that it usmessenger.

—Ara, really?

—Surely you know something about it.

—Well, maybe it was being preserved as a tsukemono, don’t you think?

In what world would anyone keep a stuffed animal as a tsukemono? It’s not food.

—If you don’t want to answer seriously, that’s fine. After all, we’re enemies.

—I don’t mind telling you.

Shizuku turned the hippopotamus over on the table.

—The person who had it was Kämpfer, the one who wore the red armband. A person I met when I was in my first year.

It was a long time ago. Was it when Shizuku became a Kämpfer or not?

—That person taught me many things. From how to fight to how to live in this school. I learned a lot.

her.

—Hee. Have you also learned from others?

—Of course. Our relationship was quite good, I suppose. At first glance, she seemed like a literary girl… A person who was good with books. He liked poplar trees; he used to hang out under one there. Right above the tunnel I dug.

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—But she’s a Kämpfer, right? Fighting is instinct. She took on those blue guys and ended up losing. When a Kämpfer is defeated, her very existence is erased. The fact that she was ever alive is forgotten. It vanished quickly. The messenger also disappeared at the same time, so only this remained. stuffed animal. So I decided to bury it under the memory tree.

Shizuku’s expression didn’t change. However, in her gaze directed at Hikinigekaba, one could discern something slight but complex mixed in it.

There’s no way of knowing what happened between the previous Kämpfer and Shizuku. But their words and sThe movements of his heart seemed to tell the story more eloquently than anything else. Regret flooded my heart. I had unearthed something so important.

—Ah, Madam President… that…

Shizuku looked at me.

—How do you feel about listening to this kind of story?

I almost fell off the chair.

—A made-up story, seriously!

—What did you think it was?

—I thought it was true!

—I’m glad. Should I aim for the new talent award?

I was an idiot for believing everything this woman said. Perhaps it would be more appropriate to issue a direct like Akane.

—Someone has thrown away a stuffed animal. It’s not right to abandon it illegally. They should enforce this in the student council!

I was speechless. I shouldn’t have asked.

—Senou-kun.

-That?

—Haven’t you come across a red Kämpfer recently?

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—It’s right in front of me.

—Excluding me. I’m sure you know the Kämpfers are attracted to each other. It’s about time I showed up. No?

—I don’t want annoying things like this to happen.

I would prefer not to transform into a woman if I could.

—Really? I want him to leave.

—Everyone wants to have an ally, right?

—That’s not how it is.

Shizuku clasped her hands together and rested her chin on them.

—Have you never wondered about it? Why are we being forced to fight? Why have we Have they been chosen by the moderator and are the messengers near us?

-Well…

It’s a recurring question. Although the Kämpfer are told they exist to fight, they have never been informed. why they must fight.

Even when Harakiritora is asked, he plays dumb. Or perhaps he genuinely doesn’t know. Either way, There are few things we know here. Even the last soldier on the battlefield must have some knowledge. Understanding its purpose. It was annoying.

-Well…

—That’s the right answer. If I were your partner, I’d say, “I don’t need a reason to fight,” right? She’s that kind of woman.

—But, you see, I’m different. I don’t want to fight blindfolded and with my ears plugged. I don’t like that I don’t like being manipulated without knowing who the moderator is. Deep down, I don’t like being controlled liShizuku was serious. Although it had no connection to comedy, her intensity was palpable. I began to feel the need to clarify my residence.

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—Previously, I thought I would eventually understand the reasons if I kept fighting, but that wasn’t the case. So I didn’t even fight the Blue Kämpfers directly. I’m not a henchman of the moderator.

—…Before, you didn’t attack me?

—I thought you were a fool who didn’t understand anything. In a good way, I was wrong in my expectations.

—…

If it had been as I expected, I would have been eliminated.

—I know everything I need to know. That’s how I do things. Even if I become a Kämpfer, that won’t change anyThings will change. The moderator will learn who has become their enemy.

—…

—That’s why it’s an act of requiem.

His final words were few.

It’s impossible to determine the true extent of Shizuku’s heart. It probably follows only one line. In principle. Locked deep within his soul, it is hidden. For someone like me, who hesitates even in the face of As for instant soup options, it’s something I can’t imitate in any way.

—Senou-kun?

—…Huh? W-What’s wrong?

I was surprised when they suddenly spoke to me.

—Did you finish what you had to do?

—N-No, there’s still something I have to do.

Finally, I asked Shizuku if she would participate in the beauty contest. Although she wasn’t surprised, she didn’t give me an answer. —Are there any benefits for me if I participate?

—He seems to be in my class.

—Class 2-4 is still the same. I wonder how the discipline is.

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—If you participate, it might go unnoticed.

—Are you planning to surrender to victory?

—What’s the point of having a boy participate?

Regardless of how it looks, something feels off about it in the end. Even if he is a student. Mysterious, I’m still a guy after all. Isn’t it disrespectful to the girls who participate in serious in the beauty pageant?

Shizuku didn’t seem to be thinking about that. Such inner feelings probably aren’t worth the worth considering.

—It’s said that Kaede will also be participating, right?

—It seems so.

—It’s Kondou-san’s recommendation of the year.

His hearing was still as sharp as ever.

—I’m going to deliberately lose and cheer for Sakura-san. That’s the best thing to do. —Even though you did your best, you quit, huh?

Is this girl playing Mahjong?

—In my opinion, it would be better if there was more excitement. A confrontation between a mysterious beauty

That would really get the cultural festival excited, don’t you think?

—You may be right, but I don’t like it. So, what do you think?

Shizuku’s response was very sensible.

—I don’t care. I can’t be left behind. I have to make the cultural festival a success. —…Is that your mission as a Kämpfer?

—No, it’s my duty as president of the student council.

At that moment, Shizuku looked like a normal third-year high school student.

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I left the student council room and thought about what to do next.

I was right on the dividing line between the men’s and women’s sections. I had my ID card with me. so I could go to both sides.

If he went to the men’s section, Higashida would probably start talking about information about passageways. secrets, and if it went to the women’s section, the girls would start getting rowdy about bets and things like that.None of the options seemed like they would lead to anything good.

Maybe I should just stay locked in the infirmary. But that would seem like skipping school somehow. The way she looked made me doubt myself. The school counselor only has long hair, and it gives off a strangeI decided to go back to the men’s section. It didn’t make sense. Anyway, both the men’s section and the Female characters were a nightmare; he was resigned to that.

In the classroom, the topic of conversation was the preparation for the cultural festival. Of course, the competitiBeauty was frequently mentioned.

—Oh, the organizing committee member has arrived.

Higashida spotted me quickly. He approached, saying things like, “the tardy one.” He wanted to say that I wasn’t late.

—It’s just in time. We’re in the middle of a discussion right now.

—If it’s about the beauty pageant, I’m not interested.

I’ve already been talking a lot in the women’s section.

—Really? You have an important role as a member of your class’s executive committee and as an advisor to tBeauty research club. Just when you’re getting excited.

I was dragged along. A bunch of idiots were crammed in front of the blackboard. Hey, isn’t that all? Class 2-4…!? A student with chalk was enthusiastically explaining.

—… In short, each school year in the girls’ section has a different building, so the link The number of students participating during the school year is strong. There should be at least one person fro

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Oh, listen from the gallery.

—Of course, that doesn’t mean there will only be one. There should be several entries, but the total number wil

The same for all school years. The fact that we have fewer people is detrimental to

Our reputation. “I see.” “Definitely.” “Well done, Hanzawa,” opinions filtered in from here and there. The one speaking so passionately was a young man named Yuichi Hanzawa. He had recently joined the club. from beauty research and had made a brilliant debut. According to Higashida, she was a “new talent” promising”.

He used to have the strange habit of becoming obsessed with fictional female characters, and also with their eThey were very intense. Anyway, it went too far; if a manga girl fell in love with the character The main character cried, or if the television heroine confessed in the final episode, she cried too. It seems thaIt bothered him that the heroine showed no interest in Hanzawa personally. But she wasn’t created specifically for him, so it was obvious.

I thought it might make sense that she played love games, and it seems she really did. But it seems that It only ever ended tragically, whether due to bad luck or lack of skill. It was terrible. It was at this point where he woke up and decided to knock on the doors of the beauty research club thinking “2D didn’t

“Let’s try 3D then,” even though he was a lost cause.

Despite everything, he is actually the team’s fourth regular batter and pitcher, and he is a pitcher. with a fastball that can reach 150 km/h. The reason our school couldn’t win was

Because Hanzawa was so engrossed in watching anime at night that he skipped his daytime training sessions Next. Is he recording now?

—Oh, advisor.

Hanzawa said. He was referring to me.

—What are your thoughts, Senou? On the beauty pageant contestants?

—More importantly, shouldn’t we be deciding on our own projects? As a member of the executive committee, I am the one who takes it to the student council.

—You decide for yourself, do what you want.

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Too careless. My classmates are also saying things like, “Let’s do the room.”

“on vacation like last year,” “Let’s put vending machines together and leave them like that,” “Let’s “Put down futons and turn it into a nap room.” There really are nothing but slackers here, are there? —Just come up with something suitable. So, what about the candidates?

—I’ve heard from some people.

I thought I had spoken too much, but it was too late. Not only Hanzawa and Higashida, but the The crowd that had gathered suddenly surged forward.

—Who’s going to participate!?

—The tall sophomore girl is definitely going to do it!

—Say it in order of attractiveness!

Despite being lazy, they seem very attentive in these kinds of situations. It’s not that they don’t look alike. to the girls’ class 2-4.

—Hey hey, calm down.

Higashida took control. Apparently, he had worked as a security guard during a concert. He’s an idol, so he’s used to these kinds of situations.

—Senou, give us whatever information you have.

-But…

—We haven’t gone through the tunnel yet.

-I understand.

Reluctantly, I agreed.

—From what I’ve heard, Ryoka Yamakawa from class 2-1 is first.

—I know her. She has a typical idol face. Fair skin and short stature. She still looks like a child. Higashida explained immediately.

—Then… Minami Minagawa from class 3-3.

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—She’s the star of the track and field team. She’s competed in the city championship as well. Apparently, Sports magazines have come to interview her because of her beauty. Her level of fame is high. —There’s also Mokue Ueda from class 1-5.

—She’s a striking girl. There are rumors that she passed an audition. She’s friendly and always seems to be fuThere’s also the lack of academic ability, which is charming.

Does he really have all that information stored in his head? It makes absolutely no sense for everyday life. But somehow it impresses me.

-That’s all?

—No, there are still some left. Uh, it seems Sakura-san will also be recommended.

—Ooh, that’s impressive. She’s definitely a favorite.

From the surrounding area, voices could be heard saying, “It’s a sure bet” or “Is he dominating the situation?”, so overwhelming is Sakura-san’s beauty and popularity.

—Do you think Sakura-san would be the best option for Senou as well?

—Of course. There’s no one who can match her, no matter what.

Higashida’s question was quite unnecessary. Although I still didn’t know what kind of voting process was in plaHe would carry it out, he planned to support her with everything he had. At the top of this school, Sakura-san wthe most suitable one.

Higashida seemed to be thinking about something.

—Is there no one else?

-Hey?

—We’re planning an extensive special article about her in the Beauty Research Club, but if This is all we have; the number is insufficient. Even if we write an article about the victory… Sakura-san is overwhelming, we need someone to play the role of the lapdog.

—Not all the candidates have been announced yet, so I don’t know. We don’t need to know this week. We can find out next week.

—We are going to publish a preparatory issue.

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He didn’t miss an opportunity. With his diligence, he could become the future editor-in-chief of a magazine. weekly photography.

-Anything else…

He had someone in mind. Higashida reacted shrewdly.

—Do you have someone in mind? Who is it?

—… Senou of the women’s section.

There was a roar of approval.

—Wow, that’s amazing.

—She is the star of this occasion.

—She can compete adequately with Sakura-san.

Everyone was excited.

Senou Natsuru, from the girls’ section, was a mysterious figure to the boys. Because of her beauty, since she When he didn’t come to school, the rumors multiplied. Furthermore, following a news article that It hinted at a love story between girls, and the fantasies grew even more.

Recently, my popularity in the men’s section has increased considerably. A photo I gave Higashida’s document has already been copied and distributed to all grade levels. Apparently, even the treasuThe women’s section has taken advantage of the situation and sold some copies. It’s a terrifying story. —In that case, shouldn’t she enter the beauty pageant to go after the prey?

—It’s a possibility. There are options.

—We could go into the locker room.

—I want to install a camera.

These guys talk nonstop.

Hanzawa is writing names on the board. Only my name was highlighted and circled.

—Anyone else, anyone else!?

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He’s excited. A former anime fan.

-That’s all.

—Good. Senou and Sakura-san are enough. This is going to be great. It definitely will be Exciting. I somehow want to sneak into the beauty pageant venue.

At the cultural festival, students can move freely between genders. But this is the first time that… The school has held a beauty pageant since it became co-ed, so they also considered restricting it. The entrance. There will likely be VIP entrance tickets.

—Perfect, the direction of the Beauty Research Club has been decided.

Higashida intervened forcefully. Despite it being an unofficial extracurricular activity, they’re shouting it.

It’s been said far and wide. Well, there’s nobody in this class who doesn’t know it.

—To maintain the enthusiasm, we want to control the beauty pageant in some way. Huh? Didn’t he just say something strange?

“Normally, it would be a victory for Sakura-san. She’s very popular with the girls. But this time…” Natsuru Senou joined. I’m not sure what will happen, but Sakura-san will probably win 6/4. Everyone nods. Idiots. 10/0, Sakura-san will win.

—So… I want Natsuru Senou to be the winner of the beauty contest.

What?! I jumped involuntarily.

Everyone stares at me in surprise.

—Hey, even if Natsuru says so, it’s not you.

—Ah… right. But why have Senou win if Sakura-san could do it?

—It’s for the future.

Higashida, with his arms crossed, stares seriously.

—It would be too common for Sakura-san to win here. It would be more interesting if Natsuru Senou, as part of

Beauty Research, win and leave grudges for later.

—Resentments…?

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—It happens in wrestling too. A disagreement arose between two women following a beauty pageant. beautiful. If we follow their actions, the excitement will increase considerably. Until graduation, there will be no topic of conversation.

—As expected of Higashida.

Hanzawa was the first to be impressed.

—It’s not just because you’re the president. Is this because of the Beauty Research Club? —No, it’s for all kids. Isn’t it better to have lots of exciting things?

Okay, that’s fine, but how does it feel to become the exciting stuff?

Of course, they don’t understand my inner turmoil at all. They show their approval with Hanzawa is excited and thrilled to have joined the “Beauty Research Club.” Could it be… Do athletes lose intelligence?

—Higashida, if you do that, you’ll damage Sakura-san’s reputation!

I protested.

—That doesn’t matter. She’ll endure it.

—It affects me!

As a fan, and because I want to stand out, I want Sakura-san to win. “The beauty of Seitetsu = Sakura-san.” WWhy don’t they try to understand this formula, which is more beautiful than E=mc²? By the way, 2 is not multiplisquare.

“…I know you are a devotee of Sakura-san,” Higashida said.

—For the benefit of all, this place should be for Senou Natsuru.

—Yes, yes.

—It doesn’t matter if it’s a little dark, right?

Not just Hanasawa, everyone had rallied around Higashida. Damn it. These guys never get enough. Love for Sakura-san. It’s simply the natural order that such a beautiful person should win, more than an apple. I fell from a tree. Understand my misfortune!

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—W-Well… we don’t know what kind of woman Senou Natsuru is. She might not be suitable for the contest. Seitetsu’s beauty. Perhaps she’s overwhelmed by debt, a yakuza’s lover, or a warrior. who spends his days in battles…

—Well, I only know she likes yuri, but what does it matter? It’s fine. If she becomes the queen of the pageant, sWe’ll know everything. Although the warrior part doesn’t quite fit.

Higashida said. That was the only thing that was true, everyone.

—Or is there anything more exciting or that will cause a stir about Senou?

—… There is.

I said something random.

-What is it?

—Ah… uh…

This isn’t right. I can’t think of anything. I was excited. If Sakura-san gets involved, I’ll end up saying This. I bet if they say “Sakura-san, Sakura-san, fraud,” I’ll fall for it and say it hurts a lot and Then I’ll go to the bank and grab all my fortune. That devilish side of him is so cute. —What’s wrong, Senou?

—E-Eh… Yes, a-now, there is still someone who is going to participate in the contest. Not only Higashida, but even Hanzawa and everyone in the gallery had confused expressions. -Who?

—…T-The president.

The whole class was agitated. That’s how I felt.

—S-So, President Sangou is also going to participate in the contest. Actually, I went to the council chamber. Students were talking about that a little while ago. It’s true.

That was clearly a lie. I really said something absurd.

But these men were in a total frenzy.

—That would definitely be amazing.

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—A chaotic battle is coming!

—This is something I must see!

While my classmates were excited, Higashida asked me.

-Really!?

-… Yeah.

—Then, really, Senou Natsuru doesn’t need to win. In fact, it doesn’t matter who wins. Seitetsu Academy will only be remembered for the beauty pageant.

He was filled with joy. Not just him. Everyone was happy and lively. It seemed like the class had bonded. Was Is this how they come together for the cultural festival?

Only I had a gloomy expression.

After all, it will probably be my recommendation.

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During the break, I went back to the student council room. By now, no one would suspect a thing. I walked through the library. It seems I’m very close to the student council.

—Ah, Natsuru-san.

Akane, who was at the first-floor counter, greeted me. It seemed to be her turn to be librarian today. —Are you here to release a book?

—No, I have business in the student council room.

I pointed with my thumb up.

—Are you referring to the president…?

—Yes, after what happened…

—Ah… I’ll go too.

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She hurriedly left from behind the counter.

—Since the president can’t be careless, I’ll accompany you! —Isn’t it your turn as librarian?

—Preventing the president’s machinations is the first priority! It’s comforting, but it seems he’s misunderstood something. —Okay, I can handle it myself.

—B-But…

—Wait for me here.

I just said that and went up to the fourth floor.

As usual, I walked in without knocking. After all, he wasn’t going to be surprised anyway. As expected, Shizuku was there in her usual pose.

—… Senou-kun, I would like you to respect the rules of courtesy.

—Turn a blind eye.

I approached her with determination.

—Participate in the beauty pageant.

If Akane had been there, she would have been breathless. But Shizuku kept her composure. —I have my reasons. Your participation would add excitement and make several things easier for me. I won’t reveal my reasons. It was becoming too much for me, but that was because everything had accommodated to my needs. It’s not that I didn’t want to talk.

However, she seemed to know everything with that sly look on her face.

—That proposal again? Isn’t there anything that would make me happier?

—Unfortunately, I don’t know your preferences.

—Are there any benefits for me if I participate?

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Asking the same question as before.

—Maybe not for you, but for me it is.

—A man’s whim?

—Call it whatever you want.

On reflection, that was the case. This topic was also discussed in the women’s section, but if Shizuku If she participated, the atmosphere would heat up, although it wouldn’t mean anything to her. If she said it was Students, would you understand me?

—Any answer is fine, because I’m recommending you.

—Ara, ara. Even if you recommend someone, there’s a prior review by the student committee. If you’re rejecteYou will be able to participate in the final competition. Just in case.

—Could I eliminate myself?

-That’s how it is.

—… Instead, could you make it happen unconditionally?

—You have a good eye.

This person is truly a sadist. There’s no doubt about it.

Even if she’s securing her position as student council president with these methods, she simply I don’t like it. I don’t like sadists. Pain isn’t exactly pleasurable.

Shizuku laughed with an “ufufu” of words alone.

—Yes, I could participate.

-… Really?

—Even if you owe me something.

Wow! It seems to be something expensive. He’s referring to that woman; she must have a higher interest than South. Tojuu (100% interest in ten days), right?

—What are you going to do?

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—… Hmm.

I groaned. A warning alarm was going off in my head. It was a more dangerous sign than the accident at the plThree Mile Island nuclear facility.

Shizuku doesn’t do things halfway. By saying “yes” herself, there must be some unknown benefit for me. That’s fine, but there’s a high chance the sparks will fly here.

Originally, Shizuku and we were enemies. Due to a strange balance, we are in a state of

A truce, but it could erupt again at any moment. Well, I remember him even saying something like that He’s not fighting now.

—What are you going to do?

—…

—Of course you don’t want to say it clearly, do you?

Shizuku sat down deeply in the chair.

—It’s not a significant debt. You can pay it back here if you want.

-That?

I was on alert. I could end up losing a pinky finger. No, maybe something more spectacular. It comes to mind I remember that scene from a Toei yakuza movie where Takeshi Kawatani had his wrist cut. However, she did not pull out a knife; instead, she bent her head forward.

—Can you give me a shoulder massage?

-Hey?

—The shoulders.

It didn’t seem like a joke, so, confused, I went behind him.

Her long hair slid down. All black, not platinum blonde. It seems she hasn’t transformed into Kämpfer. I extended my hand slightly toward the side of his neck. I pressed gently.

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He wasn’t tense. But it seems his deeper muscles are somewhat stiff. People who suffer from stiffness On the shoulders, it’s often said that there appears to be “an iron plate” inside, but in this case, it seems that thThe iron has melted and is beginning to solidify. This could certainly be a cause for concern. I knead, I knead. I move my fingers.

—… You don’t seem to be very skilled at this.

—How noisy!

High school students complaining about stiff shoulders, it’s the end of the world! I don’t even

I have received shoulder massages from my father.

Shizuku’s eyes were slightly closed. Probably.

—… It’s the first time a man has given me a shoulder massage.

—I haven’t massaged a woman’s shoulders since my mother’s time when she was in the primary.

—Am I the first among other women?

—Don’t put it that way. I’m sure there are plenty of subordinates who could give you a massage on your… shoulders.

—It’s a matter of image. It’s a little strange that the student council president is concerned like a old woman.

—Some say that disparity is attractive.

Although I’m not saying it.

From near the back of the neck, gradually sliding outwards. If it is truly rigid,

You can rub with your elbow, but you don’t need to go that far.

However, it turns out he has surprisingly thin shoulders. I thought he’d have muscles. I thought they were gorilla-like just because I was thin, but they turned out to be exactly as I’d seen them. WheShizuku’s bath, taken by Higashida earlier, had a more striking figure. It must have been a mounting.

—What did you think of me?

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Whoa! Don’t scare me! Can you read people’s minds?

—… A somewhat mechanical body. To say you’re a 999.

—I’m not a screw. I’m sorry I can’t meet your expectations, but I’m human. Just a student of secondary.

—So common?

Shizuku’s skills are exceptional, even disregarding the fact that she’s a Kämpfer. She’s always in the She excels at everything, no matter the subject. She’s superior to men in sports, and she’s an expert in art and household chores. I once heard her playing the violin and I was surprised not by the beauty of the sound, but because the audience was completely absorbed in listening to her, forgetting all about time. Even the sparrowsThey remained silent.

—Everyone praises you for being amazing, but maybe it’s not all that great. Isn’t reputation the only thing that from you?

—I heard you won some prize with the violin.

—In a competition in Vienna. I’ve already forgotten because I’m no longer interested. That’s definitely impressive, isn’t it? It’s terrifying to forget it.

—When you fulfill the role everyone expected of you, you end up like this. It’s easy to have a life where you jusFixed tracks, right?

—These are quite wide tracks, aren’t they?

—But you’re not doing what you really want, are you?

—You can do anything, right?

—Not exactly. When I was little, I didn’t think about becoming this kind of person. —What did you want to become?

—Rakugoka.

My hands stopped without me realizing it. Does “rakugoka” refer to someone who tells rakugo stories?

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I thought he was probably joking, but he seemed to be serious. Although I couldn’t see his face, I could feel it from his attitude.

—I love rakugo. I always wanted to get on stage and make people laugh. But I’m terrible at speaking, So it’s impossible.

Rather than being terrible, he simply doesn’t seem capable of making jokes in front of other people. At least I understood that Shizuku had something human about her. Or at least that’s what I thought, but mayba way to make her seem more human. It’s a rather strange method, to be sure.

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—So, you wouldn’t need to do things like Kämpfer?

—Yes, but I found a reason to keep doing it.

—What kind of reason is that?

—Have you already forgotten?

I think you mentioned something like that. If it was a lie, I was told it well.

Inside the student council room, it was just Shizuku and me. There were no other students present. I’m not sure if she was the one who drove them away or not.

—… That visceral animal you brought.

—Huh? Aah.

I responded quickly.

—It’s a gift from Kaede.

—For whom?

There’s no response. Are you referring to the original owner?

—…W-Wait a minute!? Are you saying that the plushie Sakura-san gave us turned into a messenger!?

—That’s right! Both your Harakiritora and my Kanden Yamaneko originally belonged to Kaede. The same thingwith Kazuhara. Perhaps Mishima-san’s too?

True, Kämpfer is surrounded by plush toys from the visceral animal series. But for them to be gifts from Sakura-san, that’s something.

—… Sakura-san, does it have something to do with the moderator?

—Yes, it does.

Shizuku states.

“It can’t be that he’s not related. But we don’t know to what extent he’s involved.” —It’s typical of you, to be investigating.

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—I couldn’t find the right way to investigate.

—Have you found it yet?

—…

He’s not talking. Back to secrecy again?

My heart is pounding. Sakura-san… she’s not mine yet, but she’s still part of me.

The group that moderates. The splendid Sakura-san, who like an angel brings together actresses from all overCombining the best of goddesses and bodhisattvas, it is somehow related to our side. No It matters, but when I told Higashida about “as beautiful as an angel,” he was scandalized with “It’s not “So much so.”

The moderator is an annoying guy. He chooses people for Kämpfer without asking and throws them onto the bI was hoping for at least one chance to beg for my face.

Could you find out anything about that moderator if you investigate Sakura-san?

—Is it certain that visceral animals transform into messengers?

—It would be complete chaos. The warehouse would be full of noise.

—So, not everyone who received from Sakura-san will be completely transformed.

—Correct. But it’s also a possibility. The visceral animals distributed by Kaede will transform in messengers from now on.

That means someone will become a Kämpfer. There will be more girls transformed using weapons. —I read Kaede’s lesson plan. It’s about a stuffed animal exhibit.

-So…

—Visceral animals.

Shizuku speaks. Really? Because Sakura-san loves visceral animals.

—…So you’re saying that’s where the Kämpfers come from?

—I’m talking about possibilities. There’s no doubt that there’s a high probability that they will increase. Of course.

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—If the Kämpfers increase, red or blue, which do you think?

-I have no idea.

—It doesn’t matter.

Once again, an enigma.

Shizuku changed her tone of voice slightly.

—You defeated Kazuhara, right?

—Thanks to your strategy.

—The moderator must think the same. If he were in the same position, he would send new Kämpfers to monitor.

I asked again.

—…To keep an eye on the president?

-Of course.

There was no change in his tone. He wouldn’t be disconcerted by anything.

—Mainly, Kämpfers are women who transform into women. Although there are exceptions. -I’m sorry.

—Kaede will participate in the beauty pageant. She likes to give away visceral animals. Perhaps also distribute them among the contestants.

-… And then?

—We were talking about possibilities earlier, right? This is the same. A high school student and the visceral animals. Don’t you think it’s a small chemical reaction?

If the Kämpfers are the ones who would increase the most, does that mean because of the beauty pageant? Harakiritora once said that Kämpfers attract each other. I’ll participate. Perhaps I’ll even join. Shizuku. It would be a perfect opportunity if a new Kämpfer appeared. Especially with Sakurasan around, who

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Shizuku continues.

—Perhaps it’s not just a simple Kämpfer. It could be an entity that judges me.

—… Isn’t he more of an exterminator than a vigilante?

I see. How exciting. She remains so calm, despite being in a position to be objective. —Can I withdraw from the beauty pageant?

—It’s too late now. You’ll have to participate too. Kämpfer’s new partner and the messenger could to have detailed information different from our own. The closer we are to the moderator, the more There will be opportunities. That’s why, if we manage to catch them…

Do you plan to subject them to torture or something like that?

Shizuku is openly displaying her hostility toward the moderator. She seems so cold and mechanical that she dIt’s noticeable at first glance, but if she says so, it must be true. She seems prepared for any outcome, like senobservers or even assassins, and she is ready to counter.

It’s a mess, but I don’t want to be part of Shizuku’s ambition. She’s even putting the moderator in her position. On the contrary, so if a conflict breaks out, neither the red nor the blue will be safe. What you’re doing is truly fr—Senou-kun.

—Huh? Ah…

I finally realize. I haven’t been paying attention because I was thinking, and besides, my hand wasn’t It was on his shoulder, almost near his chest.

—I-I’m sorry…

I quickly walk away. Shizuku turns around and looks at me.

—You can’t let your guard down, can you?

—I already apologized!

-Frustrated?

—Don’t talk nonsense!

I hide my hands behind my back. And let me be clear, I don’t remember what his touch felt like.

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Shizuku remains as impassive as ever. I’d prefer if she got a little angry; that would put my mind at ease. I feel

as if he didn’t treat me like a man.

She rolls her shoulders on her own a couple of times.

—Thank you. I feel better.

—It wasn’t a big deal.

—Although you touched me a little strangely.

—I already apologized!

If only I could smile right now, it would be such a relief, but I look like I’m wearing a face mask all the time, and quite difficult to handle.

—What you said about reducing my debt with a shoulder massage, right?

—Why are you asking?

—I thought I was involving you in my confrontation with the moderator.

—That’s a good idea.

Despite your words, you were already considering it in that tone from the beginning. Do you intend to

underestimating me?

Shizuku stood up and looked this way.

—I wanted to pay your debt with a shoulder massage, but you’re not very good at that. —Shut up. I don’t have any money on me.

—What if you find another way to compensate me?

—What kind of shape?

—Could you close your eyes for a moment?

What’s that all of a sudden?

—I’m going to close them.

I did what they told me.

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It’s surprisingly terrifying to stand in complete darkness. I feel a little dizzy. I have a

poor sense of balance.

Suddenly, I noticed a delicious aroma.

It was a scent that seemed to fade away, almost ethereal. It’s not perfume, is it soap? But why? They haven’t told me I can open my eyes, so I’m only opening one.

I was stunned. Shizuku’s face was just millimeters away.

Besides, her eyes are slightly closed and her lips are about to touch mine. Wh-What!? I started sweating. What is Shizuku trying to do? Wait, that’s wrong. What is Shizuku planning? Do it for me? I already know what it is, but it requires mental preparation.

At that moment, a loud noise resonated somewhere.

I thought it was the door opening when, at the same time, someone who came in kicked the floor. Almost at thAfter a while, Shizuku moved away from me and turned around.

The next sound was high-pitched, and what I saw was the sound of a gun barrel and a dagger. intertwined.

—Always so impatient.

—Shizuku, what the hell were you trying to do with my partner?

It was Akane. She was noisily munching on a Pocky stick. Her eyes were half-closed, and she was brimming wassassins. Her weapon was pointed directly at Shizuku; she wasn’t a wild beast, but a beast gone mad.

Shizuku knelt, holding two short knives, keeping Akane at bay. One of the knives was One was positioned as if the gun barrel were about to ricochet, and the other was pointed at Akane’s abdomenIt shone brightly, indicating its instantaneous transformation.

—I simply wanted to return the favor.

—Don’t joke around. Natsuru is pure. Don’t take advantage of him.

—How unpleasant.

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—You have no right to make fun of Natsuru.

—It’s fun to bother minors.

Shizuku moved. Although Akane fired, the bullets had no effect, only leaving holes in the ground. There was A confrontation ensued in the cramped room. Shizuku leaped forward, her knives flashing, launching herself frhead towards Akane with an inverted takedown.

Akane fired as she rolled on the ground. One of the knives was deflected, but the other was trying to pierce hein his throat.

The dagger burst into flames, not from Akane’s bullets, but from my magic fire. My body had transformed into Kämpfer.

Shizuku landed, drawing the two knives towards her.

—Damn you.

Enraged, Akane tried to shoot again, but Shizuku was faster. With a speed that seemed

teleported, inserted one knife into the gun’s muzzle and pointed the other at my chest. Both Akane and We were instantly immobilized.

—What if we call a stop sign here?

—Don’t joke around.

Akane responded immediately, showing that she still had energy.

—I can’t stand your face. It bothers me that you’re so calm. I’ll turn you into a contemporary work of art full of holes and I’ll take it to “Takeshi’s Picasso Challenge.” Get ready.

—Even though you look better when you transform, I don’t like your rudeness at all. —Taking advantage of someone’s partner is much worse; that really shows bad manners. —Don’t you think you’re a gastronome?

—I’ll kill you!

Without flinching, Akane calmly responded to Shizuku’s impulse.

—Senou-kun is necessary. To confront the moderator.

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—He says things that don’t make sense!

—One person is not enough.

—You should get body modifications. You could grow like the thousand-armed Guanyin. Or better yet, Bring me a cat’s paw.

—That’s enough.

Shizuku withdrew the dagger. Ignoring Akane, she turned her back on her.

—Are you planning to run away, you little rookie?

—It’s time for class.

Although I hadn’t noticed it because of the commotion, perhaps the bell had rung a moment ago. —You all come out too. Mishima-san, if you want to know about me… you should ask Senou-kun. He’ll tell you. a lot.

Akane glared at me menacingly. Hey, what am I supposed to explain? I don’t care that much about you.

—Well, Senou-kun. Return the favor when you can.

Shizuku left the student council room. “Huh? So you still haven’t returned it?”

I stayed behind with Akane.

—…

The fierce woman remained silent. Haha, it seems that being a dog, she doesn’t know human words. Or isn’t that so? She’s angry. I don’t know why. She’s always angry. Because there was a crow outside when sbecause the shoes weren’t in a row, because the weatherman’s hairstyle was annoying, that kind of Things. A guy with no progress.

Perhaps I should teach this woman that there are things in the world that aren’t worth getting angry about. prognosticator… doesn’t he look a bit like Sakura-san?

—Hey, Akane-…

Bang bang bang bang bang.

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—… Shut up already.

Smoke rose from the gun barrel. Bullets whizzed past my head, drawing pretty patterns. circles on the wall.

“If you do something stupid again, I’ll kill you. Even if it kills me. Remember that.” Akane kicked the ground hard and left.

I remained paralyzed until almost half the class had passed.

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