Chapter 2

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Monday. Today is a school day. Haha, how wonderful.

Of course, I’m not happy. My precious days off have been ruined in several ways.

After Kämpfer’s mysterious attack, I started cleaning tirelessly. The collection room of

Sakura-san was a delicate place; any damage to the visceral animal plushies would be a major

problem, but miraculously the items were intact.

I couldn’t hide the broken window, but Shizuku took care of that. Once Sakura-san was awake, she blindly acce

that “a gust of wind blew the window out” and showed concern by saying “the important thing is that Natsuru-sa “He got hurt.” This person is truly an angel, a god.

After cleaning all night, I returned home the next day and slept soundly. I hadn’t eaten.

Nothing, but when I woke up, the food was ready.

—Did you make it?

I asked Harakiritora.

—Of course not. It’s impossible for stuffed animals.

—So who did it?

—Who do you think?

The natural thing to do would be to think of Mikoto. Even if I tell her not to bother, she’ll come and do it anyway.

—You’re wrong. She’s a thin woman with long hair. I don’t know her name.

—…She’s the president!

Apparently, Harakiritora was looking out the window, but Shizuku arrived, left the food at the entrance, and… was.

—Hoo, is that the president?

—I can’t believe it. Could she be poisoned?

-Could be.

—Why would he be inside the house?

Then Akane and Mikoto arrived. “What those two did is in the fridge,” she said.

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I didn’t notice at all.

Just in case, I checked the fridge and found stew and miso soup. It was what Akane had made. How Did I know? Because there was a large pot next to it with curry inside. Is that all Mikoto can do? Although We hadn’t finished the meal from the previous time.

It was good to have food, so I didn’t get hypotension* (a condition in which blood pressure is lower). (lower than normal.) and I was able to go to school. I will not transform into a woman today.

In class 2-4 of the male section, as always, it was a group of idiots.

From the beginning, they had no interest in listening to the lesson. They didn’t cause any trouble, so they seem They look serious at first glance. That’s the worst part.

Of course, I also contributed to their bad behavior, and although I forgot the textbook, I kept at it.

I’m fine, I fell asleep without any problems.

For a while, I planned not to overload my brain until the end of the break. The Kämpfer requires enormous

sacrifices to exist.

—Hey, Senou.

My usual classmate, Higashida, spoke to me. He’s the guy who gathers airheads and brings them to life.

—Do you have any plans for the summer holidays?

—What are you saying so soon?

It’s a bit rushed. We haven’t even had our final exams yet.

—What about your mental calendar?

-That’s ok.

It seems he doesn’t understand.

—If you don’t prepare now, you won’t be able to take pictures of the girls in the summer. You’re also a special c Beauty Research Club, so get that.

Why do you say that? By the way, the position of “special advisor” is a position in the Research Club of

Beauties from Seitetsu Academy, run by this guy. I didn’t think I’d asked for anything, but they forced it on me.

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—A photo anytime is fine, right?

—The sense of the season is important, you know?

It’s a problem that only by cutting this out does it sound like a decent statement.

—In summer, wouldn’t it be in a swimsuit? I’d like to take it with the sea in the background.

—Speak for yourself.

Higashida spoke a little more quietly.

—This photo, a photo.

—What’s wrong? Did your camera break too?

—No, it’s different. Last time, I said I was going to publish a photo album of the beauty pageant.

—That sounds familiar.

—I was able to publish it without any problems. Here’s your copy.

He handed me a large volume stored in a paper bag.

This is an illegal photo album of the contestants in the beauty pageant held at the festival. cultural. It seems there was a flood of bookings because the pretty girls were in it.

—Don’t open it here.

-Good.

—Even Senou Natsuru from the women’s section is in it. The photo looked good.

—…

—Natsuru is popular with girls. We receive far more inquiries from girls than from boys. A club of Illegal fans even insisted on obtaining all the image data. The Beauty Research Club will not have Money problems for a while.

It would be best to check. Hmm.

Right at lunchtime, carrying my lunchbox of curry, I left the classroom. The box contains curry. I have a Indian food restaurant at home.

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Now, where should I eat? A guy with curry and a photo album doesn’t look much different from a Suspicious, isn’t it?

After thinking about it for a while, I decided to go to the library.

It’s always difficult to bring curry to a place with books. But now, due to the ongoing renovations, everything

It’s already chaotic, and regular students are prohibited from entering. In a way, it’s a good thing that it’s not like I’m trying to get their attention. How did we get to the point where we have to renovate the library…? I’m sorry, it I leave the main building and walk towards the library.

I went in, but where should I eat? Maybe in the back of the construction site?

But I feel like a fugitive. It reminds me of an old TV drama starring David.

Janssen.

—Uhm…

Someone spoke to me from behind.

—Entry is prohibited here.

When I turned around, there was a student. She seems like an exemplary, intelligent student. She must be…

Member of the library committee. At Seitetsu Academy, where students are segregated by gender.

On campus, the library is the only mixed-gender area.

The girl who caught my attention has almond-shaped eyes and a constant smile. Her way of speaking is She’s strangely polite, but her personality is surely reflected in her features. She wears a distinctive badge.

I’m a second-year student, but I’d never seen her before. Being part of the female section, I’m lazier than… the boys.

—How can I help you?

—Well, that…

His gaze shifted to my hands.

—It’s not really a great place to have lunch here, but if you’re planning to eat, why not use one of the

back rooms?

—Um, isn’t that the library committee room?

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—There’s nobody here today. If you don’t mind what’s left, there’s also tea available.

That’s helpful. Okay.

The special room for the library committee (and the librarian) is at the back of the circulation desk.

Of course, I had never been in there.

—The library has become this, so the members have nothing to do…

-Hey…?

—I don’t know who did it, but I wish they would stop wasting books for fun.

-I’m sorry…

-Yeah?

—No, sorry…

I apologized unintentionally. It’s my fault and Mikoto’s.

—It’s good that you apologized, but, Senou Natsuru-san, you have a rather loose tongue.

—Wh-…!?

I was speechless at the sudden situation and it moved like the wind.

-Who are you?

There was a rustling of air and something suddenly passed in front of me. I didn’t know what it was, but I sense

on the ground.

The girl’s hand was glowing. She was holding something that looked like a long stick.

She brandished the stick. That’s when I could identify it. It was a sword. It wasn’t something harmless like the

not a sporting fencing weapon, but a sturdy tool used by ancient cavalry warriors for the

combat.

The leaf was coming towards me. I quickly rolled away.

At that moment, I focused on my wrist. A bluish light flickered and my body transformed into that of

a woman.

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I got up and fired a fireball. It made a hole in the ceiling. Well, anyway, they’re in

construction.

The girl didn’t attack me. Instead, she seemed satisfied in some way.

—You really are impressive, Senou-san. As Kämpfer, you look so gallant.

-Who are you?

—Excuse me for not introducing myself. I’m Nakao Sayaka.

An elegant hip tilt. I also instinctively tilted my head.

—I’m in class 2 of the women’s section.

Is he next to me?

—I’m in the same class as Kaede Sakura-san.

—Hmph…

—Ara, aren’t you interested?

—Yes, but what am I supposed to say to a woman who suddenly attacks me with a sword?

It’s madness, or rather an act of violence. Attacking with a knife is like an attack by a serial killer. street.

—Well, let me tell you that I am also a Kämpfer like you, Senou-san.

Well, it’s obvious. If a weapon suddenly appears, it’s immediately clear.

Although it’s polite language for idiots. Although there are women who talk nothing but bully nonsense.

When they transform like Akane, it’s respectable in a way.

—Although it may not seem like it, I am normal before the transformation.

She said it as if she had read my mind.

—Only, in this way, I feel the need to behave appropriately.

—Okay. So, attacking me is also something that should be done properly?

-Yeah.

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Sayaka wasn’t smiling. If she were Akane, she’d be furious and making a huge scene.

—Are you going to fight here?

—Rather, it’s a favor.

She continued. However, despite it being a favor, she didn’t put away her weapon.

—What the hell is that? I’ll tell you straight, I don’t want to talk much with someone who’s brandishing a knife.

—The conversation itself is simple… Senou-san, wouldn’t you like to join our side?

-What are you saying?

For a moment, I couldn’t understand what he was saying. It was so sudden.

—We’d like you to join our group. It would be a great help if you came, Senou-san.

—Hey, wait. Why? First of all, why are you my enemies?

—Because they are going against the moderator.

—Huh?

—Basically, they’re an unknown variable. Originally, this shouldn’t have happened. That’s why we are enemies.

He’s saying complicated things. What does “unknown variable” mean? Is it like Einstein’s theories or Bohr11?

Kämpfer himself is absurd, so anything could happen, but this time it’s different. It seems that it’s Because we went against the moderator. Although I didn’t intend to do it.

—I won’t get bogged down in complicated explanations. What I’m saying is that from the president’s side The student council wants you to come with us.

—Are you asking me to betray Shizuku?

-That’s how it is.

It’s a huge misunderstanding! I’ve never been on Shizuku’s side. First of all, we’re enemies, and We’re simply at a ceasefire. We could return to hostilities at any time.

—I’m not sure about the president…

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—The moderator said he was in trouble because of that person’s strange movements. If you come,

will resolve it immediately.

—But still…

—Come from this side. As a woman.

Are you suggesting that it take the form of a woman?

With this sudden turn of events, I forgot to attack Sayaka. Is this some kind of recruitment like in the Baseball? In the corporate world, it would be called headhunting. You attract talented people to join.

To you. What a dilemma.

—…But why me?

—What is your dilemma?

—Why are you recruiting me? Aren’t there any other talents available?

—That’s because Senou-san is a key person. It’s natural.

—Huh? Me, uh, a key? What’s that? Seriously?

—Yes. You are key in this battle.

Again, mentioning something incredible. What does this mean? Treating Kämpfer, who has nothing special abo (It’s also strange), like an important figure.

—What does it mean to be a key?

—You’ll understand soon. If you come, it will be resolved. If you don’t come…

—…A battle?

Sayaka didn’t answer, she just glanced at the entrance.

—It seems there is an obstacle.

He waved his arm and the sword disappeared.

—I expect a good response.

—An answer…?

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—Our colleagues might also come by to say hello, so thanks in advance. By the way, if you’re going To have lunch, it’s best to go outside at this time. If you go behind them, you won’t be noticed.

He’s very kind… Anyway, what’s with saying hello?

After saying that, Sayaka turned around and disappeared behind the counter. I tried to follow her, but she jumpe

window and disappeared into the grounds of the women’s section.

-What the devil…?

—Natsuru, what are you doing there?

When I turned around, Mikoto was at the entrance.

—What—…and what are you doing? Didn’t you come from the men’s section?

—I thought we could have lunch together, so I looked for you.

—How did you get in?

—I told you I knew how to get in.

The boys’ and girls’ grounds are divided by a fence and a gate at the library. Except for

legitimate means, only the Committee for the Normalization of Relations between Boys and Girls of the Activitie Clandestinas should be able to come and go.

As always, his eyes are full of curiosity. An innocent child, without malice? Should I talk to him about Sayaka?

Although it was a problem of what to do, Mikoto spoke without worry.

—Let’s eat. I’m sure you’re hungry.

—…Okay. Let’s go outside.

I’ll talk about Sayaka later. Mikoto seemed a little dissatisfied.

—Outside…? We can eat here.

—They said it’s less noticeable from behind.

We went outside briefly and walked around the building. It was indeed a storage facility, a bit…

messy and perfect for going unnoticed.

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We sat down, hiding in the shadows.

I opened the lunchbox lid. The aroma of vegetable curry wafted up.

Mikoto looked inside the lunch.

—Oh, it’s the curry I made. It’s admirable that you’re going to eat it until lunchtime.

—If I don’t eat it, it’ll go bad. You put a lot of effort into making it.

—By the way, we went to your house with Akane-chan, remember?

—I was asleep, so I don’t remember anything.

—There was food at the entrance, wasn’t there?

—I was told that the president did it.

I answer carelessly. It’s not like I’m hiding anything. I already ate it.

To her surprise, Mikoto’s eyes were wide open and she was amazed.

—The president!?

-That’s how it is.

—Was that person the type who would do something like that?

—I’ve heard she’s a good cook. It seems she can do anything.

—I’m not referring to that, I mean that she did it for a man.

—I don’t see what the problem is.

Why is that so surprising? Why are you so worried about it? You’ve cooked for me too.

Oddly, Mikoto was clutching her head.

—Ugh, a tough opponent…

—A rival, you’re on the same team as Kämpfer, aren’t you?

—Even though you’re slow, it’s an advantage for me.

What do you mean by slow? They call me the fortune teller Natsuru and that… well, I’ll let it go.

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Speaking of which, what color was Sayaka’s lunch? I forgot to check. I’m not young enough anymore.

to be absent-minded.

Mikoto sighed and sat down next to me. She opened her own lunchbox.

Curry too? You like it too much. Unlike mine, yours has lentils. Does that mean Mikoto Did you specifically prepare this at home?

-Enjoy.

She began to eat ravenously. Mikoto eats very fast. It seems she developed this speed when she was

unearthing ruins on the Silk Road in Central Asia.

—Eat more slowly.

—It’s just curry after all.

You really like curry, don’t you?

While I was eating, I opened the seal of the paper bag. It was creased because of the altercation I had just had.

I suppose it won’t affect the content.

The photo album had a sturdy binding and looked quite impressive. All that investment.

Just because it looked like it was going to be profitable, right, Higashida?

As I scooped the food out with my spoon, I glanced through the photo album. For book lovers, It would be an unthinkable act, but oh well, what does it matter?

The first photo was of me. It was from when we were in the “Maid-Type Café” in the women’s section. That one

with the short skirt.

—Oh…

I was surprised. It’s quite detailed, isn’t it? They’re photographing me from every angle. I have no more.

I have no choice but to accept it. Ah, this was taken between Sakura-san and Shizuku. It’s surprisingly clear. It h

personal written information, but we’ll overlook it.

When I turned the page, I saw Sakura-san. She had participated in the beauty contest wearing a dress of The bride’s photos were quite large. The white dress was truly beautiful.

I was ecstatic when I saw the photos. She truly is my love. Even in 2D she’s beautiful.

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I continued flipping through the pages. Hmm, Shizuku. There are a lot of pictures of her back, but doesn’t she h It almost looks like Golgo 1312.

There are also photos from the beauty pageant. She’s jumping around with a dagger in her hand. The way she The shot from below was stunning and perfectly captured Shizuku’s grace. Even I, who am On the contrary, I was amazed.

And then, well, the other contestants. The number and size of the photos highlighted the three most beautiful w

Seitetsu’s greats. If only I had been part of them, I could have enjoyed it even more!

—Hoo, how beautiful.

—Don’t stare so much.

—It doesn’t matter. Lend it to me.

I didn’t say anything, but my photo album was stolen right out of my hands. Is that a bother? Keep looking at me Only me. I looked over my shoulder.

—Ah…

-What’s happening?

I involuntarily raised my voice. The girl from before was on the black and white page.

—What about Sayaka Nakao, a second-year student?

—A beauty pageant contestant, right?

—It’s on every page, what’s so special about it? I only saw it in passing.

I don’t remember. Although the figure in the photo has the same face, the hairstyle and overall appearance are

different.

—What’s wrong with that person?

—I’ll tell you later.

—Hmph… Fine, Natsuru.

—Speak after swallowing.

—A new Kämpfer attacked us, you know?

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-Who?

—Who? It’s obvious. Isn’t it the one from Sakura-san’s building?

For Mikoto, it certainly was. It was a brief encounter, but without a doubt, that man was also a Kämpfer.

—Perhaps it’s better to join them, don’t you think?

What is she saying? I almost spit curry out of my nose. Mikoto is stunned.

-What’s happening?

—Don’t say it so casually, you scared me!

-Really?

—Did someone invite you?

—No, no. I’ve been thinking about several things. What should I do in this situation?

Even if she says that, she’s definitely not thinking. She’s just a girl who suddenly goes to Mongolia and stuff.

When I heard that he had excavated a triceratops fossil, I was even more surprised.

—Don’t you think it would be more interesting that way? It’s confusing.

—And what am I supposed to do when I get confused?

—You know, those people over there might be communists, right?

—If you’re talking about red, the president is also red, isn’t she?

—For that person, it doesn’t matter what color they are.

I completely agree with that. Rather, Shizuku repeats actions that aren’t captured by any [reference point]. color. She’s really an egocentric person.

Although she’s considering various options regarding being recruited by Sayaka, whether or not she goes is ent Can I say? Is he brave or what?

I finished eating the curry. Maybe I should wash the pot. The smell is strong.

—Are you serious?

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—It’s about whether it’s fun or not.

—You’ve been like this since you were little. You haven’t changed at all.

—Do you remember the past?

-Yeah.

Looking back, she also used to fight in factions in kindergarten. There were conflicts among the girls over the Playtime in the sandbox. As if it were a company somewhere. Also, Mikoto was walking from a

innocently side by side, which caused even more confusion. “Children younger than Natsuru-kun are very “Difficult to care for,” the early childhood educator complained, clearly impressed.

Mikoto river.

—I understand, it seems you’ve remembered that we’re childhood friends.

—Isn’t that so?

—I thought you had forgotten me because I was so cold to you, Natsuru.

I’ve suddenly become a good person for some reason. What kind of standard does one become like that?

—So, would you feel lonely if I went there?

I responded immediately.

-Especially.

—What’s up with that!?

—You always go to South America on your own. Right after enrolling, you just dropped out, what are you doing What are you trying to do now?

—Ugh…

Mikoto puffed up like a pufferfish. Her attitude is constantly changing. A chameleon, huh?

—It’s possible my childhood friend could become my enemy! You should have more conflicts, doubts, and Bitter tears!

—If it’s about conflicts, I’ve used them all when I transformed into a woman.

—Why are you so insensitive?

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—I’ll be insensitive, perhaps?

Although I consider myself a delicate Natsuru-kun and prone to getting hurt.

—Oh, am I an idiot for expecting a dramatic development like this?

She’s an annoying girl. She seems to be talking to the curry she’s already finished eating, which seems kind of. patient.

—I see… I’m really going to turn my back on you.

Meanwhile, I put the container away for now, retrieved the photo album, and opened it. Although I didn’t have th I didn’t intend to read it with enthusiasm; I was just skimming through it.

There are many beautiful women gathered here. It was originally said that there were many pretty girls in the se

female, and there is also a beauty pageant.

Although, I hardly know their names. I was also in the beauty pageant, but obviously I couldn’t I remember everyone. He would probably be familiar with Higashida.

—Huh?

Mikoto interrupts from the side.

“That freshman.” She points her finger at Makie Ueda from class 1-5, a girl with a face like

idol.

—That makes sense, they’re from around the same year.

“Yes, but…” she seems worried about something. It seems different from the strange dilemma she faced earlier —… Doesn’t this girl look like the Kämpfer who attacked Sakura-san’s house?

I was surprised and stared.

“Yes, it is,” he really does look a bit like him, but he also looks different. The height is different, and firstly The place was dark and visibility was poor at that moment.

—If you think about it, they do look alike.

“Exactly,” it would be problematic if he really is an enemy Kämpfer. After all, he’s in the same class.

Mikoto. It’s like being in the same boat together.

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—Wouldn’t it be dangerous if they really are enemies?

-For you.

—For everyone. If they attacked us, then I suppose they know about us. But it’s a huge disadvantage that We know nothing about them. It’s like in smuggling; you either know about your business partner or you don’t, a That’s where the profit differs.

The comparison is somewhat suspicious, but it can be understood.

—Let’s take the initiative.

Mikoto. Why does she look so cheerful? Is this person a belligerent who launches preemptive attacks? Perhaps

bloodthirsty dictator.

—What happened with the plan to switch sides?

—That… Natsuru cried and asked me to stop temporarily.

—Did I ask you? But I haven’t cried.

—It doesn’t matter. I want to be on the same side as Natsuru!

What a strange woman. It makes no sense that she would care about me.

Mikoto says things like this from time to time. Once, when we were in kindergarten together, she started

She started crying and said we should “run away together.” I thought about running away, but apparently, she w My dentist was using me to get out of that predicament. Since then, I try not to take myself too seriously. what it says.

—But isn’t attacking first a bad thing?

—We don’t know how many there are in total. We should reduce their number by attacking first. It will be easier Yes, that’s it.

—Are you saying that Ueda-san is the enemy? If you’re wrong, it’ll be a real police problem.

—It needs to be verified.

-As?

—Asking. Are you Kämpfer?

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Are you crazy? He’s not going to answer sensibly. What will you do if he thinks you’re mentally unstable?

Even if it were Kämpfer, he probably wouldn’t answer you.

-It’s true.

And Mikoto. Although I also expressed negative thoughts, there are similar elements that stand out.

—Hey, Natsuru, who do you think knows the most about girls like her?

—It’s Higashida in my place.

That’s the only thing he excels at. That guy somehow got the list of members from the women’s section.

and even has the ability to memorize it overnight. Extracting information from faces and names must be a piece

eaten for him.

—Ah, Higashida-kun, eh.

—I see, you knew it too.

—He keeps asking me to let him take pictures of him. What’s so funny about that?

—Why don’t you let him take a picture?

—I can’t. But I already gave him a picture of Natsuru.

I gave it to her.

—Natsuru, ask Higashida-kun about Ueda-chan.

—Okay, but what will you do?

—I’ll try to inquire with Ueda-chan in person.

His eyes sparkle. They are the eyes of a child full of curiosity.

—You can’t ask about Kämpfer, I just said so, didn’t I?

“It’ll just be a trivial conversation. If Natsuru and I do it, we’ll be able to understand many things, right?” That’s right. We should find out a lot if we ask the person (Kämpfer) and Higashida directly.

—There’s more. Let’s ask someone else too.

-Whom?

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—To someone as knowledgeable about the female section as Higashida, the student council president.

Ah, of course. If it’s Shizuku, she must have extensive knowledge of personal data. It’s part of her job, after all.

Therefore, it is necessary.

However.

—… Who’s going to go and ask?

—Natsuru will do it.

Mikoto took it for granted.

—I don’t get along with the president. Natsuru is more suitable.

I don’t like Shizuku either.

After lunch, Mikoto ran out screaming, “Aahhh!” Why does she go to so much trouble to see Ueda Makie? By the way, Ueda Makie. I don’t know if it’s Kämpfer, two people along with Sayaka Nakao, how many more are

much easier if this were the end.

There’s still free time. I looked at a building where they were handing out construction materials for no apparent apparent.

Only the floor with the books is under renovation; the others are available. This means the council chamber is c The student program is also running, and Shizuku is there.

I don’t feel motivated. Even so, I went back into the building.

The first floor was very messy, with “Do Not Enter” signs, like the cones and ropes you see in A construction site. “If you’re a secret couple, it’s like having a hiding place,” the sign read. Although You might be glad if you’re secretly dating someone; this place should be really dangerous.

It was obvious that Sayaka was nowhere to be seen. Just when I thought there was no one else around, a girl c —Akane-chan…?

—Ah… Natsuru-san.

It was Akane. She crossed the rope with a feeling of effort.

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-What are you doing?

—Checking the books. They got wet and many were ruined…

Oh, yes, this girl is a member of the library committee.

According to rumors, she was especially enthusiastic among the library committee members,

making sure to check the condition of the books and verify the loans properly.

A true lover of books, quite the opposite of me, who took things a bit lightly.

That’s why, when she found out that both Mikoto and I had ruined a large number of books,

She looked like she was going to faint and kept muttering, “I will hate them, I will hate them” the whole time.

—Natsuru-san, what-…?

—Ah… no, it’s nothing.

Actually, I was going upstairs, but it didn’t matter now.

—Ah, yes, there’s something I want to ask you.

-What is it?

—Do you know a girl named Sayaka Nakao?

Akane responded immediately.

—Yes… she’s the girl from the committee…

—Are you a member of the library committee?

—Yes. But she doesn’t seem very enthusiastic… She’s doing it reluctantly. She looks a little… gal (a Japanese term referring to a young, modern girl style), like a girl of today…

-I see…

I’m starting to think it’s strange that I don’t know her. The difference in personality must be due to the Transformation before and after. Even though they’re in the next class, I might run into her… Oh well.

—Is something wrong with Nakao-san?

—No, nothing in particular.

Actually, something is happening, but somehow I felt it wasn’t worth saying here.

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—I heard they’re going to discard all the books there.

—I intend to keep as much as possible. It would be a shame to lose them. But I’ll have to buy a lot of books. new…

He says, looking at me with resentful eyes. Well, I feel truly sorry.

The student council gave us a budget, so I plan to buy new books. I’m thinking of going

to a bookstore or the municipal library…

Akane looks up with pleading eyes.

—Natsuru-san… Could you come with me?

-I?

Not that I’m bragging, but my reading history consists mainly of manga. I consider books

The text is sufficient in terms of written content.

Besides, reading manga doesn’t even help much, since I’ve already forgotten it an hour after finishing it.

Complete content. With Death Note, I’ve had to reread it three times and each time it’s full of surprises.

Fresh. I love Ryuk, the god of death… and the apple.

—I don’t think it would be helpful to accompany you…

—I-It’s-… Okay.

Akane continued, her cheeks flushed with embarrassment.

—Going with you, Natsuru-san, would be… well, I could also learn… how to choose books, just by looking at the If we eat together, I’d be happy… I suppose…

Finally, his voice became lower, and what he was saying was unintelligible.

You must be talking about going to a bookstore or library. Will that be fun? I suppose they don’t allow reading m

standing.

—Furthermore, Natsuru-san is also… responsible… for the books being like this…

If she brings up that topic, I feel weak.

—Hmm…

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—Those who don’t value books… won’t have a dignified death, in my opinion…

Is that a threat?

-OK that’s fine…

—A-Aah, that’s great…

Akane sighed in relief for some reason. I feel a little relieved too. I want to die

worthy in the future.

—So… is tomorrow after class okay?

-Yes that’s fine.

—Please wait for me at the station… let’s go see together. Together.

Akane emphasized “together” more than necessary.

I accepted everything. At the same time, the halftime bell rang. I couldn’t meet with Shizuku, but it doesn’t matter. Maybe another time.

Akane seemed quite happy to be back in the women’s section.

■

When I returned to the classroom, the teacher arrived immediately, so I couldn’t speak with Higashida. I decided

quickly and ask at the next break.

—Makie Ueda?

Higashida frowned and said,

—Even though you say you only have eyes for Sakura-san, are you also interested in another girl? I’m not goin

to stop you…

—I’m still interested in her, but they’re different things.

—You’re also close to Natsuru Senou, aren’t you?

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—Now is not the time to talk about that. Have there been any recent changes?

—Not really. She seems to have enjoyed herself at the cultural festival. She says that participating in the beauty

a good memory.

His ability to gather information is astonishing. Why does he even know personal opinions?

—Ah, haven’t you heard anything about Ueda-san receiving a plushie or something like that?

—What’s wrong with that? She’s a girl, doesn’t she usually have stuffed animals?

—Good point. Do you know anything else?

—Well, she always seems happy and bright. Rumor has it she passed an audition at an office somewhere, so

who seems to have ambitions. Her parents work together in a trading company. She has a sister. minor.

—A sister?

—Yes, she came to the cultural festival.

Okay. Well, there’s also family. From my perspective as an only child, it’s somewhat enviable.

I gave Higashida a slight bow. After that, he was talking about the recommendation for the I had a high-ranking position in the Beauty Research Club, but I ignored it.

Okay, next up is… Ah, the president. I feel depressed about having to meet Shizuku. If I had

I’d say whether I like her or not, I’d lean more towards no, and yet she doesn’t consider my feelings at all. feelings. Somehow, it makes me feel much older than I am.

I won’t see her today. I’ve been spending a lot of time with Shizuku lately. Sometimes I just want to get away. of that cold facade.

I have to see Mikoto. Although I can’t go to the girls’ section.

I waited until after class. I managed to get through the door that separates the boys’ section from the girls’ sectio And I transformed into a girl. I had decided not to transform today, but it turns out vows can be broken. easily.

Okay, it’s Mikoto. She must be in the first-year building. She probably hasn’t returned yet.

There was no need to look for her. Just as I was about to run, she came up and called me over.

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—Natsuru.

Mikoto signaled to me with her hand.

—You’re so slow. I was about to go home.

—It’s not that I’m late. You just finished classes, didn’t you?

—It’s because I’m operating on Brazilian standard time.

What kind of explanation is that I’ve never heard before?

Mikoto started talking immediately. This girl is really impatient.

—Have you spoken with Higashida-kun?

—Well, I only asked him about normal information, like his family composition.

—What’s up with that? Natsuru is really useless. Don’t you think you should try to be more helpful?

—Tell Higashida! That alone is quite detailed. And you, how were you?

—I spoke with Ueda-chan.

—Did you discover anything?

—That girl is interesting. She’s a good speaker and she gave me candy.

-And then?

-That’s all.

Immediately, both hands went towards Mikoto’s throat.

—Die!

—Kyah! What are you doing?! Violent, domestic violence man!

—You’re the useless one! Why do you get along with her?!

—Okay, Ueda-chan was cute!

There are no excuses. Let others do the work and stay put. If I don’t stop this here, I’ll surely continue with

unnecessary comments, such as forging a friendship with a tribe in Africa.

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—Hey, Natsuru, let go of me! You’re strong with Kämpfer!

—Shut up. Well, will you investigate properly next time?

—I’ll investigate, I’ll investigate! I really will!

—Don’t lie.

-I won’t do it!

I let go of my hands. I didn’t mean to emphasize my words, but Mikoto pretended to cough loudly, clutching her

the throat.

—I thought I was going to die.

—You weren’t going to die.

—I thought I would be raped after I died.

—You weren’t going to die.

What kind of hobbies do I have?

Mikoto opened the collar of her clothes a little.

—What happened to the president?

…

—Natsuru?

—I didn’t ask.

Before I could stop it, a hand reached towards my throat.

—You’re not doing it right either!

—I heard it from Higashida!

—I’m sure the president knows more! You’re playing innocent and trying to kill me!

—You… wait, you’re hurting me…

—Die!

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This woman has no mercy. Ten fingers were digging into my throat with tremendous force. Gahh!

—Stop, you idiot!

—Die or apologize to me, decide!

Both options are irrational. Furthermore, my vision is blurring and my head is starting to go numb.

—I apologize, I apologize.

-Really?

—I’m not apologizing, but I’ll do it properly.

As expected, I think apologizing is irrational.

Mikoto let go of her hand. Her gaze was unpleasant. Not as intense as Akane’s after…

Why are all the women around me like this?

—So you’re going to ask the president?

—I’ll go. Starting tomorrow.

—… If you don’t do it right, I won’t cook for you anymore.

—For now, the curry is fine.

My breath smells like spices. Maybe I’m the Yellow Ranger?

Mikoto said, “Hmph,” and brazenly turned her back on me.

—You should also investigate Ueda-san properly.

—It’s fine because we get along well. We’ve promised to go out together next time.

Are you doing what you’re supposed to be doing?

—So before I go, I need you to investigate thoroughly. Understood?

-Understood.

Damn it, it’s annoying when he’s right.

Mikoto seemed satisfied, nodding with her arms crossed.

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—Good, good, you’re a good boy. I’ll cook you dinner again today.

—What are you going to do?

-Curry.

—I don’t need it!

We’re not a curry shop. Thanks to Mikoto, two pots of curry fill my fridge, and there’s curry too. frozen in the freezer.

—Do you want something different? I’ll do it if so.

—It’s not ramen, is it?

—How did you know?

—I don’t need it.

There are only two dishes you know how to cook. You brought a stew once a long time ago, but it was pre-mad Upon politely declining, Mikoto frowned noticeably.

—Do you hate my food that much?

—It’s not that I hate it, it just bores me.

—Ungrateful! Isn’t there any other way to say it?

—Eating a lot of curry and ramen is normal!

—Then I won’t cook today. I won’t give you anything different.

That would be great. I’m starting to crave some retort fried rice.

—You don’t need to go.

—… Have Akane-chan do it for you.

-That’s what it will be like.

I said it sincerely. Suddenly, Mikoto glared at me.

-Idiot!

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Are you calling me an idiot again?

Mikoto turned around and shouted, “Die!” as she ran away. Truly, she is a woman who boasted of She was trained to escape the border patrol and disappeared instantly from my sight.

However, why was it necessary to run? Perhaps I will never understand what she is thinking in her entire life.

Pressing my throat, I made it home.

I had already severed my ties with the transformation. However, the assassination technique I received from Mi It made my throat burn. Aren’t you familiar with words like moderation or something?

Since the sun had already set, it was still light outside. Although right now it was dark in front of me.

I thought about buying something at the convenience store on my way home, but I changed my mind. There wa There was some leftover in the refrigerator. Some portions were frozen, but there was still a lot left in the pot.

Curry is as fast as Joe Shimamura13. I need to slow him down, even if it’s just a little.

I’m home. Oh, the window light is on again.

I’d been through the same thing before, and on that occasion Akane had come up to the room. It seems I forgot I lock it, but if this keeps happening, I’m getting nervous. It’s a security issue.

TRUE?

Again, I thought it was Akane and violently took off my shoes and ran upstairs to my room.

—Akane, you…

That’s when I was speechless.

No, I was surprised! The one in the room wasn’t Akane.

She was the president of the student council.

—For a boy’s room, it’s surprisingly tidy, isn’t it?

Shizuku said it when she saw me. I was in shock, my mouth wide open.

—…

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—What’s wrong? Did you forget your Japanese?

I haven’t forgotten it, but I’ve forgotten how to speak.

—Your attitude towards visitors is not very pleasant.

—… You’re not a visitor!

I finally managed to scream. Unauthorized entry is not considered a visit. The same applies to acquaintances.

—How did you get in? Wasn’t it locked?

—By the way, it was closed. It’s good to have security measures in place.

Why are you talking like it has nothing to do with you? So how did you manage to open the door?

Akane did it to me before, now it’s Shizuku. I think entering someone’s house without permission is wrong.

It’s the same as being a thief, what’s happening to women’s morals these days? How many things do they…

What are the requirements for a person to become a vampire?

Shizuku wasn’t wearing her school uniform, but casual clothes in light colors, unlike the black she wore last time Once. Surprisingly, that alone added an extra 50 percent elegance. Shizuku and elegance?

What kind of joke is this?

Did she leave school before me if she changed her clothes? First of all, where does this girl live? Now that I thin I don’t know anything about his private life.

-What do you want?

—Sit down.

Why do I have to take orders from a stranger in my own house? Well, I’ll sit down.

I remained seated in a relaxed pose without changing out of my uniform. Although I had been thinking about no Today, it doesn’t make sense.

—It seems you intended to see me during the day, but you changed your mind, so you feel like you didn’t You have a place where you fit in.

How do you know? Are you psychic? Putting aside the place to fit in, I was just trying to avoid the

issue.

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-What do you need?

Did you eat yesterday?

—Yes, I did. I try to eat three meals a day… ah.

Now that I think about it, the food the person in front of me prepared was in the entryway. Uh, I think it was

pot-au-feu and salad. Since my life was full of curry, it tasted great.

—Then that’s fine. Take care of your health.

Why does he care about me?

—Since Mikoto cooks for me, I have no problem getting food.

—…?

I felt Shizuku’s expression harden for a brief moment. “Hey, didn’t you hear what I said?”

said?

—She cooks because we’re childhood friends. Although she mostly just makes curry. Sometimes Akane-chan does it too.

—…

-It was delicious.

I added it because there was no response. I’m not sure if you understood or not. Anyway, it’s hard to read anyth Shizuku’s face.

—… So, the reason you came here.

—Yesterday you took a shower at Kaede’s house.

Finally, the main topic. That was a long one.

—What about the shower?

—I received this while you were showering.

What Shizuku pulled out was the Hyapurilion from the visceral animal plushies. Moreover, it was the one that w Sakura-san’s house.

—… Hey, isn’t this the plushie that Sakura-san valued so much?

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-Yeah.

What do you mean by “yes”? You didn’t receive it; you probably brought it yourself. Were you trying to

Why did you want this to take me to the bathroom? You probably borrowed it while Sakura-san and Akane were The locker room. Don’t you feel guilty or anything?

—I thought this plushie that Kaede valued so much might be key to something.

Shizuku skillfully twirled it on her index finger.

—My Kandenwildcat didn’t know anything. That little guy always says there are things he doesn’t know.

—It’s a pretty useless stuffed animal, isn’t it?

—I thought of the visceral animal plushie instead of you.

Is that how you got in illegally? Women have a terrifying willpower.

I looked at the table. Harakiritora, who had been silent the whole time, shuddered.

-That…

Shizuku stared intently at Harakiritora.

-Hello.

-… Hello.

Harakiritora spoke in a trembling voice.

—You didn’t even speak when I entered the room. Why?

-That…

—Even when I was bringing you food, you were looking at me the whole time, weren’t you?

-Yeah…

Harakiritora was completely terrified. Even though he’s just a scruffy plushie. Well, if he threatened me Shizuku, I would cry too.

—Perhaps you could speak a little louder, couldn’t you?

—That would also be rude.

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—Ara, I’m fine. You don’t intend to keep an eye on me, do you?

—No, I don’t have it.

Harakiritora denied it desperately. He shook his narrow range of neck movement with

despair.

—Then it’s fine.

Shizuku showed Hyapurilion.

—Do you know anything about this stuffed animal?

Harakiritora took Hyapurilion in his hands. His expression was serious. He was completely under orders. from the president. It seems the previous conversation had affected her greatly.

—Hyapurilion… the series before the visceral animal plushies, right?

—You’re very knowledgeable.

—There’s nothing special… uh.

It may be subjective of me to say that Harakiritora’s eyes became sharp, but there was a change.

—This one is alive.

-Hey!?

I screamed.

—He’s alive, how can you have a messenger job like yours!?

—It’s like a mobile phone service. Well, sort of.

—He doesn’t speak.

—Yes, he talks. Although he might fall asleep mid-conversation. He’s like a grandfather over eighty. years, so to speak.

Harakiritora struck Hyapurilion with its short front legs. It’s a simple spell, isn’t it?

Suddenly, there was a hissing sound from Hyapurilion’s mouth. I was terrified!

—Whoa!

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—That’s a deep breath. He’s probably not used to me talking after so long.

TRUE?

Harakiritora calmed down in her quiet voice. I feel like Nobita15.

—Ah… ah… eh, ah…

Hyapurilion spoke. Hmmm, quite serious. Sounds like someone dubbing foreign films.

—Ah… this place…

—Here, you’ll see…

As Harakiritora tried to explain the situation, Shizuku took Hyapurilion.

—I don’t need details. Do you know who I am?

-Yeah…

Oh, he spoke correctly!

—Can you tell me who I am?

—The red Kämpfer…

—Very well. So you haven’t been asleep all this time just because you weren’t talking, have you?

So that Harakiritora could see me, Shizuku placed a stuffed animal on the table.

—So, tell me. Are you the moderator?

—No, I’m not.

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—So what then? The first messenger?

—It’s something like that.

Hyapurilion coughed. Is my room really that dusty?

—What was the purpose of transforming us?

—…

—You’re not going to say you don’t know!

—To fight…

The direct answer got to the heart of the matter. But even I know this.

Why do we have to fight? What is the purpose? It won’t be related to the clutches of evil that…

They’re getting closer to invading Earth, aren’t they?

—…

—Don’t stay silent.

Shizuku’s bracelet glowed. She transformed instantly. A dagger appeared in her right hand, He pointed at Hyapurilion’s neck.

—How would you feel if your head and body were separated?

Even against a stuffed animal, it was a ruthless threat. I’m not sure if it would die from just one cut, but Since Hyapurilion’s eyes were moving restlessly, he must be taking damage.

—I will speak, I will speak.

The stuffed animal panicked.

—You would cause problems if you don’t fight.

—It wouldn’t cause any problems.

—To the moderator. That person could be in trouble.

—What role does the moderator play? Are they human first and foremost?

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—He makes them fight like Kämpfer… Well, I understand what you mean. So, what’s the point of it all?

This? The moderator is kind of… um, not a human from this world.

Hyapurilion began to speak between coughs, like an old man. The content was surprising, something beyond

the earthly.

A story from a distant and different world (this is what the teddy bear said). Here, two factions were fighting. endlessly. Faced with the overwhelming number of conflicts, both factions created a neutral mediator. The moderator proposed a method for resolving conflicts: a duel between representatives. The winner of the

duel would become the victor of that world.

To ensure impartiality, it was established that the representatives were not inhabitants of that world. Thus, The moderator sought out residents from the other world, Earth’s high school students, and transformed them.

In Kämpfer, he divided them into red and blue, and made them fight.

-What the devil?

I said.

—So we’re fighting wars for other people’s power?

-That’s how it is.

—No way!

I hit Hyapurilion. The plushie rolled across the floor.

—Do whatever you want! We have nothing to do with this!

—It’s not as if there’s no way. Only people selected by the moderator can be Kämpfer.

Several factors, such as age and others…

“You can’t do whatever you want! In fact, thanks to that I have to dress like a girl.” —Well, you see, in that world it’s the women’s job to fight. The men protect the rear.

—What the hell…?

I understand the logic, but they forced me to be a girl. How annoying.

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Why do I have to fight for a world I haven’t even seen or heard of? Let them kill each other if they want.

They want to. I want to move forward in my relationship with Sakura-san.

Shizuku grabbed Hyapurilion.

—Is what you just said true?

—Yes, that’s true.

—Are they making us fight for that reason?

—Well, yes… Uh, actually, I’m starting to feel a little tired, you know?

—Hmph…

Shizuku stared at the plush toy.

When she does this, an icy chill seems to emanate from her like dry ice. Was she in a past life? iceberg?

—So, you’re the moderator?

—No, I’m not. The moderator ordered me to take this form.

—I have a few more questions for you.

Shizuku lifted Hyapurilion above eye level.

—Why do we have to fight?

-Hey…?

—There’s really no need to turn high school students into Kämpfers. It would be enough to Members of the Self-Defense Forces. I want to know why they are high school students.

Because?

Hyapurilion’s dialogue stopped.

Shizuku took a step and shook her paws two or three times. No response.

—He’s fallen asleep, hasn’t he?

He placed it on the tatami.

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—Should we leave it like this for now?

This guy keeps his cool. Even if he pretends to fall asleep, he doesn’t get angry. Who knows what he’s thinking? background.

She turned her arm and looked at the clock. She had replaced the clock in the room after smashing it.

But it wasn’t working properly. It would lag or gain time in increments of ten minutes.

—Senou-kun, I suppose you haven’t eaten, have you?

—Yes. I’m starving.

I haven’t bought or eaten anything. Also, since Shizuku was present, Hyapurilion’s questioning It started suddenly, so I couldn’t get out.

—I’m going to use the kitchen.

-Hey?

Shizuku frowned clearly.

—I thought about cooking dinner.

-Because?

—You’re hungry, aren’t you?

—Yes, but…

—Okay, fine then.

Okay, I don’t mind at all.

What is he up to? Even at lunch yesterday, I was on edge thinking, “Could it be poisoned?” Why bother cooking at someone else’s house?

Shizuku went to the kitchen. Somehow, I felt a chill.

—Wow, that person has a great presence, don’t they?

Harakiritora said. This guy had completely become a mere spectator.

—Hey, do you know what Hyapurilion said?

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—No. It’s the first time I’ve heard all of this.

-Really?

—Yes, really.

It seems he’s not lying. It’s truly a useless plush toy. The electronic dictionary seems much more…

advanced.

—But… Natsuru-san, you’re successful with women, aren’t you?

Harakiritora murmurs something. What’s wrong with me? I have no strength.

—I don’t want to help with the move.

—Huh? No, that’s not it…

—Instead, should I run away?

-That?

—She’s the president. She’s not mixing poison gas or something, is she?

Although no one knows what that dark-hearted woman is plotting, it’s certainly nothing good. There’s a smell in

very dangerous. —… Haah.

Did I hear wrong? Now, this plush toy has even laughed with its nose.

—Natsuru-san, can’t you accept things as they are?

—I’m always direct.

—What would happen if you told the president?

Harakiritora said that and then flashed a mocking smile.

I went downstairs. There was a noise coming from the kitchen. Shizuku appeared.

I was a little surprised. The apron looked strangely good on her. It seems it was a prejudice that wasn’t…

It fit a slender body like the president’s.

-What’s happening?

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—No… it’s nothing.

—There’s a lot of curry, isn’t there?

—I was thinking of moving to India.

—How about making curry udon? I’m sure you’d want to eat it.

I told her, “Okay.” Ah, that’s a good idea. But Shizuku isn’t used to curry udon. What’s wrong?

With his image? I thought he was a specialist in French food without asking.

Shizuku is making foam. Wow, she’s getting broth from dried mackerel. Isn’t that authentic?

Seasoned with mirin and soy sauce? That’s probably what Akane brought and it was in the fridge. Should I Tell him? Actually, it doesn’t matter.

It’s ready. This person is also a good driver.

-Please.

—Umm… thank you…

Placed on the table. Oh, there’s even mixed gohan. There’s also barley tea. It looks as if there was He entered a soba shop at lunchtime. He sat down.

Should I skip the introduction? Eat. Delicious. Super delicious. I don’t know how much technique it takes to Making curried udon is definitely delicious. Well, thank you, I’m sorry. I don’t know why, but I feel like I should I apologize.

Shizuku is eating her portion too. It’s a strange scene. Does she like this kind of thing? Ah, I remember. who also ate katsudon earlier.

—… Hey, Senou-kun.

-Hmm?

—What did you think of the previous conversation?

Since you’re referring to Hyapurilion, right?

—I can’t just dismiss it as nonsense. Well, given what was said, it’s probably true. after all.

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—I don’t think that way.

-Because?

—Even if you suggest we immediately believe such an absurd story, it’s impossible. He’s not lying, but…

—It sounds contradictory.

Not believing and saying he’s not lying, what does that mean?

—I don’t think Kaede will be mentioned.

—It doesn’t really matter.

It would be preferable if Sakura-san were not involved. We cannot allow her to be caught up in this situation. of the world so ephemeral.

—But it should be related somehow. Hyapurilion belongs to Kaede, after all. When we became Kämpfer, visceral animal plushies should always be close by, right?

—Wait a minute. You’re not saying Sakura-san is a Kämpfer, are you?

—That’s not correct. Rather, the moderator?

Gets.

Sakura-san as moderator? That pure person involved with such a despicable existence?

Although thinking that a moderator is despicable is just my imagination.

Are you in your right mind?

—Of course. I’m just thinking about it a bit. But it’s certain that Kaede is involved. Perhaps the ideas of That girl gave rise to this world. It’s possible that the story of a manga she conceived long ago… be the basis of everything.

—I don’t quite understand.

—The starting point of our battle could be Kaede.

—So… will Sakura-san continue to get involved with Kämpfer and the moderator?

-Probably.

—But Sakura-san shouldn’t have any further contact… surely.

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I explained it to Shizuku.

That Sakura-san is pure, virtuous, and beautiful… I say that all the time. Besides, she’s a pacifist. I should hate

the fight, so I wouldn’t create a world full only of battles. I also think she’s quite dreamy.

Maiden fashion, but not fanciful. That is to say, it’s far from modest. And literature. Surely.

Sakura-san loves literature.

Having said that, Sakura-san’s friend, who should be, was amazed.

-What’s that?

—My image of Sakura-san.

—Aren’t you dreaming about girls too much?

—It’s not a dream!

—Kaede only dreams about visceral animal plushies. You must have already experienced some inclinations.

Lesbian. She likes the grotesque and reads the Shonen Jump manga magazine a lot. She also fantasizes. homosexuals. He is far removed from literature. He has not read a book of Rilke’s poems.16 —Ah, I don’t want to hear it, I don’t want to hear it!

I covered both ears and lay down on the table. I don’t want that, I can’t believe Sakura-san reads manga for…

children and have indecent imaginations about male characters. Shizuku is lying, don’t tell me You’ll deceive!

—Nowadays, nobody has those kinds of delusions, not even children in elementary school.

—It’s not delusion, it’s hope!

—There’s really no other way to say that your taste in girls is strange.

She’s such a rude woman. What’s wrong with admiring Sakura-san?

“I’m not the only one who likes Sakura-san. Almost all the men in Seitetsu feel the same way.” —It’s bad to have a strange fantasy.

—So it’s not a fantasy!

—Don’t choose a woman like Kaede, choose someone else.

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—Stop joking.

It’s absurd that you’re not interested in any girl except Sakura-san. Sure, there are plenty of pretty girls out there They’re cute, but it doesn’t make sense. Between Sakura-san and the other girls, there’s a gap as wide as the T

the Marianas.

However, somehow, Shizuku seems to think I’m an idiot from the very beginning.

—Senou-kun, it’s not so much clumsy, but rather that you lack sensitivity? It’s just that you’re bad at kissing.

Suddenly I realized that my face was getting hot.

—What does that have to do with anything?

—A lot. If you considered your partner properly, you would also improve at kissing.

—Don’t bring that up now.

—That? For me it was quite an interesting experience to be able to kiss a younger boy.

—To me it was like an accident. Isn’t that like sexual assault? Pay the compensation.

Despite emphasizing that he was angry, Shizuku was completely unfazed.

—So what would you say in court if he had actually attacked you?

The chair Shizuku was sitting in moved.

—Oh, stop!

For a moment, I thought he was really going to rape me. It feels serious. He can do things without warning.

Like when he touched my lips, out of control.

—This is a joke.

—Stop. The face I wanted to meet Sakura-san is already fading. Don’t defile it any further. I’ll protect my

male innocence.

—… This silly boy.

He seems to be trying to say different things, but I don’t understand the content. I can only understand his aston —I feel sorry for Mishima-san and Kondou-san.

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-Oh really?

-Me too.

Here we go again with strange things. His technique is to spout incomprehensible dialogue, to confuse me. Will Sakura-san!

I forcibly took some of the remaining curry udon. That cut the conversation short.

I remembered something.

—By the way, President, do you know Ueda Makie, the first-year student?

—Yes. The one who participated in the beauty pageant, right?

—It seems that girl reminded me of Kämpfer, the girl who attacked Sakura-san at her house…

Shizuku briefly stopped using her chopsticks, searching her memory.

—Maybe.

—I don’t quite understand. Mikoto is insisting that they are identical.

—I respect Kondou-san’s perspicacity. But are they really that similar?

Even the president can’t say for sure. Rather, because it’s uncertain, I suppose it can’t be stated definitively. roundly.

—And second year Sayaka Nakao.

—He is a member of the library committee.

As expected, I already knew.

—What’s wrong with that girl? She doesn’t seem like the type Senou-kun would like.

—No, but…

—It’s Kämpfer, right?

I haven’t said anything about it yet.

But Shizuku seems convinced of that. She seems to have realized it, even though I thought she had a Poker face. Did I do something that betrayed my emotions?

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—So there are two of them.

—I haven’t mentioned anything about Nakao.

—He’s a Kämpfer, isn’t he? Talking about trivialities just wastes time.

With her, even if you’re silent, it seems like she can read you like an open book. It’s unbearable. Is it perhaps Does he also know where I keep the erotic books I have hidden in the upstairs room?

—I don’t know how many there are in total, but they are appearing before us.

—Kämpfers might attract other Kämpfers, couldn’t they?

—But its pace is fast. Could there be another reason?

I was slurping the udon curry soup.

—What kind of plan is that?

—They are trying to eliminate us.

-Really?

-Assumption.

—So, from now on…

Just as I was about to say it, there was a huge noise at the entrance. Step after step, it echoed. loudly. It was as if they were smashing things in the style of the Edo period.

—Natsuruu. I know you’re there! Open the door!

Oh crap, it’s Mikoto! Wasn’t she supposed to stay home tonight? What could she want?

—If you stay silent, I’ll go in on my own!

I reject that. Even if you put a chain across the entrance, he’ll surely cut it easily. He’s even capable of

to enter by breaking a window.

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Shizuku. She was calmly slurping her udon noodles. It’s not like she’s going t

TRUE?

When I tried to unlock the door, it opened automatically. How quick!

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-I’m here!

Mikoto took off her shoes to go inside. I discreetly stood in front of her.

—W-Wait. Didn’t you say you weren’t coming?

—That’s right. But I thought you might be in trouble, so I came.

-There’s no need…

“I’m sure you haven’t eaten anything decent. That’s why I’m going to cook you something better.” —Another curry…

—Don’t get your hopes up. As your childhood friend, I have a responsibility to look out for your health.

That’s why I cook. There’s no other reason.

I’ve never heard of such an obligation. And your meals are always curries. Besides, at a time like this…

Mikoto got up quickly and walked past me.

—Hey, you’re doing what you want…!

—It’s like it’s my home.

What nonsense! This is my home. Or rather, it’s my father’s home. Hey, don’t go there. Don’t go.

—Tonight, how about a seafood curry…?

We entered the hall and Mikoto stopped dead in her tracks.

His gaze was fixed on Shizuku at the table.

—… President?

-Welcome.

Seated in a chair, Shizuku calmly sipped her barley tea. It seems she’s finished the curry udon.

Mikoto stood there, her mouth slightly open. Her face shifted from red to blue, sometimes yellow; she looked lik

traffic light.

—…Why are you here in this house?

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—If you ask me why, I find it a little difficult to answer. I also find it strange that Kondou-san

has come.

—Because we’re childhood friends! Isn’t that usual in Japan!?

—I’ve never heard of that.

There’s no deviation in Shizuku’s tone. Her courage remains as top-notch as ever. While So much so, Mikoto is about to explode like an erupting volcano.

—Natsuru!

—Y-Yes.

—Did you bring the president home?

—Well, more accurately… she came in on her own. I still don’t know how she managed to get in.

Mikoto’s brow flickers uneasily. Although her angry face is quite cute, her dominant presence… exceeded.

—What’s going on? Even though the president is here, you’re bringing me along? Is that a bother?

—You… came in on your own…

—Hey, stop.

I tried to say it would be useless to stop her, but I couldn’t. Her hands were starting to tighten around my neck.

It was strong even this morning, this time it’s worse. It’s really powerful. Ugh, it hurts!

—Idiot, stop!

—Don’t call me an idiot so casually…

Why is she so angry? Could she be a member of the legendary secret society “The Association of Friends”?

“Who will kill anyone who approaches Shizuku-sama purely?” I thought that was just an urban legend.

While my brain was going numb from lack of oxygen, Shizuku was still drinking her barley tea.

Mikoto will definitely be a problem.

—President, what is your objective?

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—Sit down.

He slammed his fist on the table.

—…Even if you don’t tell me to, I’ll sit down anyway!

Mikoto pushed me away and sat down abruptly. Oh, how awkward.

An image was formed showing a very angry woman and a relaxed woman facing each other.

—What did you come here to do?!

Mikoto screamed.

—What’s wrong with Kondou-san?

—I came to cook.

-Me too.

Shizuku continued after a pause.

—What a coincidence.

Mikoto finally exploded, her face covered in mouth fluid.

“Why would the president do that?! What do you plan to feed Natsuru?! Poison? Is it poison?!” Are you planning to poison Natsuru? You’ll use cyanide!

What is this person saying? Incitement to murder. Are you planning to kill me?

Shizuku didn’t smile ironically, she simply remained calm.

—Cyanide is easy to detect, isn’t it?

—Then a muscle relaxant is fine.

-Don’t have.

—You would use the most convenient path! But, first of all, what is the objective!

—I told you I came to cook.

—Is this really for cooking?!

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Mikoto was looking at the dishes on the table. Her gaze moved several times between the kitchen and the dinin —… Curried udon?

—Is the curry Kondou-san made here?

—It’s mine, don’t do whatever you want!

—With so many, even Senou-kun won’t be able to eat it all.

I agree with that. You really can’t consume everything. That’s precisely why I thought the The idea for curry udon is great.

—Why curry udon? There’s curry pilaf, iced curry, bread curry, and other options!

—You can’t make it with leftover curry.

—If you have the soul of a curry, you can do it!

-Impossible.

—It’s possible! Curry is part of Japan’s culinary culture…

—Do you want to talk about curry?

Mikoto suddenly realized this and sat back down in the chair.

—… Natsuru, you sit down too.

I was thinking about how to escape this situation when I was forced to sit down.

Being alone as a man among women is quite uncomfortable. Plus, one of them is furious. Really.

I wanted to flee to the second floor immediately and act as if nothing had happened, covered with a blanket.

Mikoto doesn’t seem willing to allow that. She’s truly ruthless. She told me to restrain myself after… stare at me.

—Let’s get back to the topic. Why are you at Natsuru’s house?

—The same answer. For cooking.

—So why the president? What’s the reason?

—Ara!

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Shizuku clasped her hands together and rested her chin.

—Do you want to know?

—…

Mikoto opened and closed her mouth like a goldfish gasping for air. Well, did she understand the

What is the meaning of the previous sentence? For me, it’s a complete enigma.

—I don’t want to know…

—I do want to know.

Raising my hand timidly in search of an explanation, I was grabbed by Mikoto and forced to lower it.

—You, stay still!

And Mikoto stared intently at Shizuku, —Why are you chasing after this idiot?

—That also applies to Kondou-san.

—We’re childhood friends!

—So, since I’m the student council president, that’s fine, right?

Hmm. I’m not sure, but I’ve been left out for a while now, and it seems like they’re trying to get rid of me. belittling based on the conversation. Women are cruel beings.

—Being the student council president is way too advantageous! Natsuru is weak against women with Power because he’s a masochist!

—Hearing that is useful. It’s something that can be exploited, isn’t it?

—Tsk…!

Shizuku also served barley tea to Mikoto.

—Please. I’m sure you’re thirsty.

—… It’s annoying how attentive you are.

While she was complaining, Mikoto finished her drink. Shizuku then spoke.

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—For now, let’s leave aside Senou-kun’s story.

—What do you mean by leaving aside?

—When I came to Senou-kun’s house, I had other reasons as well.

Shizuku set the stage and spoke of Hyapurilion’s story. There were no secrets or lies. She was

explaining everything he had experienced.

As the conversation progressed, Mikoto’s anger faded. In its place, curiosity grew. it was evident on his face.

—So, that’s the reason we’re fighting?

—It seems so. Although I don’t think it’s the whole story.

—Hee, how interesting.

My childhood friend stood with her arms crossed and seemed impressed by something. It appeared that, becau Having witnessed strange things from all over the world, he was unfazed.

—But we cannot allow them to force us to fight.

—Can you forgive me for making curry udon my way?

—You’re very noisy…

Mikoto wore a sour expression while Shizuku smiled somewhat mockingly. It seems these two

They have a disparity in their mental state greater than that of their age.

Suddenly, Mikoto turned towards me.

—Hey, Natsuru, did you ask the president about Ueda-chan?

—I asked him more or less.

It seems we’ve reached a kind of impasse.

Shizuku asked again. Although the previous conversation had been left unfinished, she generally understood w He walked by and didn’t stop to notice the details.

The student council president tried some barley tea.

—It’s possible Ueda-san is a Kämpfer. But they don’t look alike, do they?

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—To me, they do look alike. Even if Natsuru doesn’t believe it. He also insists that flying saucers “don’t exist.” I want to show you what I found deep in New Mexico.

Wait a minute. What’s up with that? Haven’t you had a terrifying experience?

—Kaede has been distributing a lot of visceral animal plushies, so it wouldn’t be surprising if a Kämpfer

She appears among the Miss contestants. Rather, the possibility is high. Isn’t that the case for Nakao-san as we -That?

I explained my encounter with the Kämpfer in the library.

According to what Mikoto heard, she seemed annoyed.

—Listen, Natsuru, why did you do that right before we ate together? Why were you silent about it?

Nakao-san?

—I told you I’d reveal it later. I just did it now.

—What? You told the president, but not me.

Although I didn’t care, it wasn’t bad, was it?

Did Mikoto get angry or did she simply avoid turning around and ask Shizuku?

—President, do you know anything about those two?

—I don’t really understand student privacy. Higashida-kun knows more about it. But yes, Ueda-san She always arrives at school as usual, seemingly full of energy.

—Even when I met her, she seemed normal…

Mikoto murmured. I don’t go to the women’s section, so I have no idea what it’s like.

—I thought it was definitely Ueda-chan.

—It’s a bit ambiguous.

—I’m going out with Ueda-chan tomorrow.

—Ara, you’re so efficient.

The president was surprised by the oddness. Making friends with strangers is Mikoto’s special talent.

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—I intend to ask about several things.

—You are trustworthy.

—Because Natsuru isn’t good enough.

She’s a bit of a chatterbox, seriously.

Anyway, it’s kind of strange. My color is blue, while Shizuku and Mikoto are red. And yet, I don’t We’re fighting, we’re sitting together at the same table arguing.

You’re probably thinking it, but after hearing that Hyapurilion speech, we don’t want to fight.

At all costs. Shizuku doesn’t like being manipulated in secret, not just by me. We have our pride too. and rights here.

—Hey, Natsuru. Are you meeting up with Ueda-chan tomorrow too?

—Why me too? Isn’t that a little strange?

—This is your chance to judge her.

—Yes, but… it’s okay.

I’m going out with Akane tomorrow. Unless I have two bodies, we can’t be together at the same time.

—Even you, on your own, surely have things to talk about.

—Well, I guess so.

This girl’s adventure story is endless, so most people get hooked.

Listening to her. The experience of searching for diamonds in Africa while facing guerrillas and gunfire, That would normally be impossible.

Should I go?

—Uh, the president?

Mikoto is surprised.

“I won’t go with you.” Ueda-san would be surprised. He would only observe from the shadows.

—If you’re going to do something like that…

—Instead, can I go tomorrow in place of Kondou-san to prepare dinner for Senou-kun?

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—No. You have to come with me.

Mikoto says it hurriedly. I don’t care at all.

In the end, these two decide to evaluate a first-year student I don’t know. It seems they made plans. to meet, but I didn’t hear it.

I’m going out with Akane. I don’t have any free time. I decided not to mention that to either of them on purpose. that it didn’t need to be said and that it could lead to something unfortunate if it was mentioned in an unusual wa

Although there is no particular reason for it.