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I am a sophomore in high school, and I have every right to enjoy my youth. As It’s widely publicized by the media, dating people of the opposite sex, showing off my

resistance at the sports festival, setting fire to the building during the cultural festival, wait, what’s up That? It’s not like it’s going to happen anyway.

Anyway, you can’t be a student forever. So it’s a waste not to enjoy the moment.

Honestly, I don’t fully understand the reasoning as the person I am, but it’s probably because my

My father, who had been transferred several times, used to say that. He was the type to say strange things. like: “When I was in high school, I had few friends and no girlfriend, so I spent my time Free while sleeping. Don’t be like me.

Thanks to that, I have some rather peculiar friends, and I’m not lacking in them. However, to live my youth, I have the unnecessary things stuck on.

I am a Kämpfer and I have a woman’s body. To be precise, I become a woman by transforming.

Also, my coworker is quite rude and always tries to hurt people’s feelings. My love interest

She only sees me as a friend. My childhood friend only makes curry. Stuffed animals talk, and so on.

Things you wouldn’t normally experience, so in a way, it’s like a school life…

It’s a dream, though, honestly, I’d prefer it all to remain a dream. I don’t need such a life. wild.

In these stories, friends and acquaintances often help each other and overcome challenges together. Look at th Weekly manga for young people. That’s true friendship.

But to me, even that’s suspicious. They’re all people trying to take advantage of me. Like the Club

of Beauty Research, led by Higashida, or the trio from class 2-4 of the female section.

Among them, this girl who is in front of me right now, only sees me as a chess or shogi piece.

“What’s wrong? You don’t seem to be in a good mood,” said Shizuku Sangou, the student council president.

He was frustrated.

—If I’m suddenly called into the student council room, of course my mood will worsen.

—But I invited you during the break.

—You made me use up my precious lunch time!

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—Anyway, you were bored, weren’t you?

Yes, it seems so. Higashida invited me to have lunch together, but I politely declined. It’s not that I don’t like him

But it tends to be limited to certain topics of conversation, such as how the girls in the women’s section are doin I simply get bored if we always talk about the same things. Once in a while, I’d like to talk about television.

Shizuku is using an unusually large desk in the student council room. It looks expensive.

But she said it was cheap because it was second-hand. So you chose it yourself?

The student council president was looking at me from her chair. Perhaps she’s thinking of skinning me alive.

Skin, mentally? With that attitude, it wouldn’t be surprising. Although her silky black hair and her face

They’re perfect, they’re really beautiful, they don’t affect me at all. It’s like I’m looking at a mannequin.

She’s always here during breaks. I wonder what she does for a living. When I asked her

A student council member previously responded, “The president’s workload is nothing.”

“Easy.” It seems she manages both the men’s and women’s sections, a task no one else could handle. drive, except for her.

And now I’ve gotten to the point of talking about Kämpfer red, what kind of body does he actually have? I hope

a double of his somewhere.

I decided to stop thinking and asked:

-What do you need?

—What kind of need do you have?

—Don’t talk nonsense. Besides, don’t call me here; go to the men’s section yourself.

“If I went there, there would definitely be a scandal. It’s better if you come alone.”

That makes sense. At this school, there’s an underground group called the “Shizuku’s Getting Scold Club.”

“Sangou-sama,” who eagerly awaits being scolded by her. When Shizuku appears in the boys’ section, These masochists begin to wander aimlessly. It seems that rather than wanting to get closer to her, they are

waiting for me to tell them, “Go somewhere already.” —I don’t understand, what’s the reason?

—I have a matter to attend to.

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—Can you do it quickly?

—Yes. I could say it right here, but…

Shizuku stood up and picked up her bag.

—Hey, Madam President.

—Should we change places to talk?

-Because?

—It’s still lunchtime, how about we go together?

-Hey…?

—You definitely brought it, right?

Actually, I had brought a lunchbox. The student council members who came to pick me up…

They said, “And we would like you to bring your lunch.” Although I didn’t understand the reason, if I had known, She declined Higashida’s invitation. After all, shouldn’t she prioritize male friendships?

She also took out her lunch. Today it wasn’t cafeteria food, but something she had made herself. It was wrappe

A white napkin in a rectangular box. It didn’t look like something a girl would do. It looked like something an OL (secretariat).

-Come on?

-Where to?

-Above.

She pointed at the ceiling with her index finger.

Literally speaking, “up” referred to the rooftop. The student council room is located in the building. of the library, at the top of it. At Seitetsu Academy, the rooftop of the section building

The women’s section is open and serves as a rest area for students. Incidentally, in the men’s section, as As I mentioned earlier, there was a fool who played the saxophone, so he had been restricted from entering.

But recently an intruder played the trumpet, and the worst part is that he did it during class, so it was banned!

Absolutely! Although there were some complaints about the school’s tyranny, apparently, the student in questio

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He said with great seriousness, “When I play the trumpet, Cthugha-sama8 comes riding in a UFO.” Well, that Explain why it was banned.

The metal door leading to the rooftop wasn’t locked. When I opened it, the wind hit my face.

immediately.

The weather was pleasant and the sun shone gently. No one else was in sight. If the hand isn’t the right one, It would surely be even more pleasant.

I walked to the edge. The concrete base of the iron fence was just the right height to sit on.

—Let’s take a seat.

—Is it appropriate for the student council president to eat here?

—Nobody has banned it, have they?

Yes, that’s true, but somehow it just doesn’t fit with her image.

She spread a handkerchief on the concrete. Oh, for me too.

I sat down without reservation. I wouldn’t mind sitting down directly, but somehow.

I quickly opened my lunchbox. No need to check the contents; I know them by heart. After all, I I was the one who prepared it.

She was looking towards my side.

—Curry, huh?

—There was no other option.

Bringing curry from home in a lunchbox might seem strange, but given that Mikoto prepared a large

quantity, there was no other option. How many days has it been now? Should I start adding spices if I cut my

doll.

I forgot my spoon, so I’ll eat with chopsticks. For the Japanese, that’s perfectly fine.

Shizuku’s lunchbox contained white rice, chicken strips, and several other things. She had a varied selection.

It looks nutritious.

—Did the president cook that up?

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—Yes. Although it may not seem like it, I like to cook.

—Hee.

I don’t consider her exceptional. She’s simply a perfect girl who can do everything. She’s so talented that It’s surprising that she got into Seitetsu Academy. Cooking shouldn’t be a problem for her. she.

—Want to try?

-… No, thanks.

—You don’t have to hold back.

-I’m fine.

He didn’t seem that anxious, did he?

I have to finish the curry in front of me. Fortunately, Mikoto’s curry can be eaten more or

Even if it’s cold, eat less. It’s not right to waste food. Let’s be kind to the Earth.

The sun’s rays envelop us. How pleasant the warm temperature is! As I hold the chopsticks, I say:

“Is there no one else here? Is this like a secret hideout?” —No, not really. It’s not that there’s no one else.

—Oh, right, didn’t you lock the door?

“It’s actually forbidden to enter. But it doesn’t matter, there’s no point in depriving students of fun.” Although it would be a problem if someone jumped from here.

Shizuku gracefully brought the rice to her mouth.

—Couples come here often.

—Hmm… hey, that’s not right, you know?

Seitetsu Academy is strict about dating between boys and girls. After all, it’s a school. segregated by sex, even on the ground. Those in charge of controlling daily life are like the Gestapo9,

going around in circles, and the only thing we share is this library building.

—Is the student council president breaking school rules?

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—Have any couples sneaked onto the roof, bothering anyone?

—…Although nobody’s upset, right?

—Then it’s fine, the president is also pretending not to notice.

Hmm, despite her rigid appearance, this girl can also be flexible. In fact, many believe that “the

“The president is on the students’ side.” It makes sense that they admire her. It seems I’m the only one who’s in

its counterpart.

I finished eating the curry. There’s still some left at home, so the curry hell will continue, but now it’s

finished.

Shizuku also finished her lunch. She was drinking tea from a cardboard container.

Maybe I should buy something to drink too… Wait, something’s wrong.

—Hey, Madam President.

-What’s happening?

—Didn’t you have something to tell me?

I spoke so normally, completely forgetting the reason.

—Ah, right, I suppose.

How calm. Don’t drink something like tea.

-What do you mean?

-Good.

Shizuku was staring at me.

—An invitation to go out, perhaps?

—Huh?

I said with disgust. Again, I’m saying things I don’t really mean. It seems like they’re taking me for a fool. the hair.

—What’s up with that?

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—Is it wrong?

—What kind of hidden plan is there?

—Hidden plan?

—You must have some kind of scheme up your sleeve.

This woman is mysterious. She challenges the moderator. She has a lot of plans and conspiracies in mind.

Uncovering the truth is difficult, but if you’re not careful, you could get burned.

—There’s nothing hidden about a date.

—Well, well.

—What do you think of me?

—The president of conspiracies.

—Are we meeting alone just for this? Don’t you have anything else to say?

—We are alone… that’s true.

Yes, we ate on the rooftop, and we were certainly alone. It was a coincidence… or rather, Shizuku called me. I realized it. It was just Shizuku and me, so there are things we can only say here. It’s definitely about

about something important that we don’t want others to hear.

If that’s the case, there’s only one thing. Kämpfer. Our enemy, who is a friend of the moderator.

I see. If I think about it, the only connection between Shizuku and me is Kämpfer.

He was nervous. The date was probably just a facade; something was going to happen. Maybe it was somethin

that could decide the fate of the world. I involuntarily lowered my voice.

—What is the true purpose?

I heard a mocking laugh.

—It’s just a date.

-That’s true?

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I was a little annoyed. Shizuku is reserved; she doesn’t reveal her true feelings easily. I admire that I also acted this way with my friend Sakura-san, but it would be helpful if she told me something.

But the woman in front of me did not speak.

—How about the next holiday?

—Are you interested in the new Kämpfer?

—You must be bored.

—… Well, yes, but. More than that, what about the enemies?

—Okay then.

Shizuku seemed satisfied, wrapped her lunch in a napkin, and stood up.

—At ten in the morning, at the place where we met when I went to Kaede’s house.

—Just the two of us?

—Dating is done in pairs, right?

—I’m not referring to camouflage, but to the truth.

He didn’t answer. In fact, he was looking at me with interest. Hey, I’m serious here!

—About the truth… you’ll understand when you go.

—Don’t play coy. I should be mentally prepared.

—If you go with the mindset of a date, that’s enough.

I don’t understand anything! If I were Sakura-san, I’d go without thinking.

However, if I’m told this far, I have no choice but to agree. It’s problematic, isn’t it?

I have unisex clothes. I don’t know where I’m going to transform myself.

I’m getting up too. The lunchbox is light.

The metal door suddenly opened. Someone probably went upstairs.

That student was watching us with wide eyes.

—…. Masu….

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It was Masumi Nishino, a first-year member of the newspaper club. She’s a high school girl who spreads

Rumors are circulating with great enthusiasm. They say she’s quite pretty, but the girls at the club can’t keep up

so lively.

She seemed confused for a moment, but then she turned around and left.

An unpleasant feeling stirs in my heart.

-Chairwoman…

—That girl, Nishino-san, right?

—Isn’t it a rare case of being calm? It was strange to be seen alone with me.

—It’s not a big deal, is it?

—That’s not right. Talking about a date like that, she could have overheard us, you know?

—Would it be bad if they heard us?

Surely. Even though she’s an indifferent woman, she’s one of the three beauties of Seitetsu. The jealousy of a Men’s feelings are no less intense than a woman’s. Surrounded by envious people, it’s not hard to imagine wha They could do.

“You don’t need to worry. Senou-kun is fine.” -Why do you say that?

—For no particular reason.

It worries me. It seems like he knows everything I don’t.

—But for Senou-kun, this isn’t a date, is it?

-Obviously.

—Then it’s fine.

—What would you do if that girl said it was a date?

—Even so, it’s okay.

Shizuku said in a meaningful tone and quickly left, leaving me behind.

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I returned to class 2-4 in the boys’ section. Soon, a group of silly boys approached me… though not

They turned out to be so annoying. Everyone was chatting away.

Feeling suspicious, I pushed a nearby boy.

—Hey, Higashida.

—Senou-kun, where were you?

—Here for a matter.

The guy turned towards me.

—Ah, I heard it from the newspaper club, were you with the president?

Here it comes. The network power of the newspaper club. It’s already expanding into the men’s section. The “C

“If they’re reprimanded by Shizuku Sangou-sama,” she might send assassins. Even this guy here, when will he.

Will the enemy return?

—Ah, there you were.

—What a problem.

When Higashida said that, he turned his back again. Huh?

—Hey, are you done yet?

—What’s wrong? Did you forget your textbook too? The next class is Japanese history, you know?

—No, it’s not that. Didn’t Masumi-chan say anything to you? Like… a date or something?

—Ah, yes, I think he mentioned something like that.

But he tried to casually change the subject.

-I don’t believe it.

-Hey?

—So, Senou isn’t having a date with the president. Don’t you think it’s because he’s been absent so much? classes and were they reprimanding him for that?

—Well, it’s not that…

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Actually, they weren’t scolding me. In fact, we were eating together.

Higashida crossed his arms and said:

—First of all, why would someone like Senou go on a date with the president? Surely she’d prefer

to someone more handsome or more stable.

Don’t say I’m insignificant. I’m not flashy, but don’t underestimate me.

—It seems the “Shizuku Sangou-sama’s Scolding Club” had their sights set on you, but it seems you’ve…

She’s been avoided recently. If she’s the president, she must be looking for a better guy.

—…

—So, it doesn’t matter if the date is just a rumor. What’s more important is that you don’t get into trouble with th

thugs.

-That’s true.

I was grateful, but why wasn’t I completely convinced?

Higashida was about to walk away when he added:

—By the way, it seems Mikoto-chan was looking for you.

—When was that?

—It seems like it was just a while ago. I was worried you were being reprimanded.

It wasn’t really a reprimand.

I returned to my seat. I was worried about what Mikoto had mentioned, but if she needs anything, she’ll surely c

home. He’ll probably bring curry again.

It’s a holiday this time. There isn’t much time left. If it’s something related to Kämpfer, an attack A surprise attack from a mysterious enemy could be quite plausible. We must be careful.

I made a firm decision. I had squeezed myself so tightly that I didn’t even realize when I was caught by the

teacher.

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When it’s a holiday, finding a place to meet is a real challenge. Because of the large crowds, you can’t…

You go to see your date and end up lost in the crowd. After all, I’m a discreet guy.

Although she should have arrived with plenty of time for the appointment, Shizuku was already there.

—Ah, sorry for the wait!

I said that as I turned my left arm back to look at the clock.

—It’s still early for the date. Good thinking.

-Oh really?

—If school were like that, it would be great, wouldn’t it?

Suddenly, a sermon. It’s strange how Higashida’s words become accurate with a certain delay.

Shizuku wore a thin brown jacket and, surprise! A skirt! Despite having a good figure,

She manages to restrain herself and display a demure elegance instead of looking like a flight attendant. Furthe She was even wearing makeup. Although her personality is like a bull in a china shop, why was she doing that?

Such feminine things?

If you arrived first, you’ve probably been the target of constant flirting, harassment, and recruitment attempts.

He’s religious, but he doesn’t give off that vibe at all. Maybe the rumor started because he once knocked and… moved away.

I, on the other hand, was wearing a simple shirt and jeans. Always ready to adapt. Unisex clothing isn’t It’s so common, so I end up looking a bit sloppy.

-Come on?

Shizuku said.

—Where to?

—It’s a date, so anywhere.

Hey, that’s not going to work, you know?

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—… Hey, aren’t you just going to barge in like that?

I ask him in a low voice.

-That?

—You’re not going to attack the moderator’s lair, are you?

It’s not an exaggeration. It’s a possibility. If it’s Shizuku, I would be capable of sacrificing myself under the prete

reconnaissance mission without hesitation.

Shizuku seemed a little surprised.

—That’s a rather strange date, isn’t it? Do you have any experience?

—Perhaps because the president doesn’t reveal her true purpose.

—Yes, I did say it.

She continues to deny it firmly. She really is a woman who doesn’t reveal her true feelings.

So there’s no other choice but to accept it, but we must remain vigilant. However, why doesn’t Shizuku…

Will it move from where it is?

—Aren’t you going to drive?

—What about stolen bases?

—At least you should ask where to go. You’re a man, aren’t you?

—Maybe home.

On my days off, I sleep or play games. Sometimes I watch recorded comedy shows.

—You’re not a suitable date partner, are you, Senou-kun?

—This isn’t a date, is it?

My inner warning signal tells me not to be deceived by Shizuku.

I’m not sure if the student council president agrees or not; it’s hard to say.

—Yes, that’s how it is in your mind.

Apparently, I’m glad I understood each other. Although I do notice a slightly spicy tone in her words.

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In the end, Shizuku took the lead. I lagged behind a bit, positioning myself diagonally behind.

—Line up next to me.

Shizuku spoke without turning around.

—Why…? Do you think it’s a date or something?

-Of course.

—Does it have to look so much like a date? Are we being watched by someone?

—It seems so.

Everything he says is confusing. But if I think of it as part of his focus on secrecy and his annoyance

towards me, I can understand it.

I had no choice but to walk side by side. There’s no need to pretend to be a couple.

We bought the tickets from the vending machine and headed to the station platform. I don’t have

an IC card. According to Shizuku, both the turnstiles and the automatic doors of the station, which separate The male and female sections of Seitetsu basically operate with the same system.

—There were disputes with the contractors when we implemented it. There were places that hinted at bribes, b

It was difficult to find a cheap and reliable place.

—When was that?

—When I was in my first year.

—Wow… The president chose the company!?

—Of course, it is said that it was a decision of the board of directors.

He was just a freshman in high school, in short, not too long ago he was just a kid High school. How could he do something like that?

We took the train for a few stops. As we got off, we were greeted by lush greenery.

We were near a park built by the water. Quite popular with the locals. It’s the

It’s large enough to be a jogging track and there’s even a Ferris wheel. There are also areas for Having barbecues is popular, and since pets are allowed, many people are walking their dogs.

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Shizuku’s steps led her in that direction.

As usual, I stood next to her. It really felt like a date, so I asked:

—Hey, Madam President.

—You can call me Shizuku.

—But you’re the president, aren’t you?

—You called me earlier, right?

Now that I think about it, something like that happened. I remember calling “Shizuku-san” for a moment. But “President” fits better, so little by little it became that. Even so, I remember that quite clearly.

—President, that’s fine. It’s easy to call.

—You’re a fool. I said it would be fine if you called me casually, Senou-kun.

—But I already do. Would you prefer me to be President-sama?

Shizuku stopped and put a hand on her waist.

—Senou-kun’s lack of sensitivity is truly abnormal.

—It’s disrespectful.

—If you were my boyfriend, it would seem that I would need to correct you.

Don’t worry, none of that will happen. Anyway, it would seem impossible for any living being in

the Earth become Shizuku’s man.

Instead, let’s talk about destiny.

—President, shall we go to the park over there?

—Yes. Since we’re both students, we need to save money.

—I don’t mean that, couldn’t we just avoid doing typical date things until then?

—It’s a date.

He’s still not telling the truth. Does this mean I should prepare for an enemy attack? It seems there has Quite a few people. Although there’s a parking lot, Shizuku and I also get around on foot.

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Despite the trees growing everywhere, the view is generally pleasant. Some birds.

Strangers sing too. We walk along the paved road.

—What are you going to do?

—It’s not a question of what to do, the goal is to be like this because it’s a date.

—Are you expecting an enemy attack? Don’t you have any plans?

Shizuku doesn’t respond. Am I imagining her apparent disbelief?

—Does being alone with me bore you?

—It’s rather boring, isn’t it? This is a park.

—So, shall we go there?

Shizuku pointed towards the dome-shaped building.

I know that place too. It’s an aquarium located inside the park. Apparently, it’s mentioned a lot in The tour guides, and on weekdays, it seems that groups of primary school students come to

visit it en masse.

But an aquarium, huh? Shizuku, being pragmatic, wouldn’t do something senseless, so there must be a Reason. Perhaps the enemy Kämpfer is transforming into a fish?

From the entrance, the interior was dimly lit, creating a visual effect that evoked the depths. marine.

Suddenly, a shark approached, waving.

—…!

I was terrified. Its teeth were enormous. No matter how sturdy the aquarium is, it’s still a killer.

sea.

—You were scared, weren’t you?

Shizuku looked at me. Wow.

—I was just surprised.

—You’re scared.

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—My skin pricked up a little.

—The only one who scares you is yourself.

—So, from now on, I’ll try not to get scared.

I’ll try, but I probably won’t be able to for a while.

It’s not that I don’t like aquariums. Rather, I’ve only been once in my entire life. It was when we were in the

kindergarten and we were with Mikoto’s parents. I remember Mikoto trying to take fish and

It was causing problems for the staff. Trying to hide a tropical fish in your clothes is too complicated.

Being with a girl is something new for me, of course. It’s not good that it’s with her. I should be with Sakura-san here.

—Kaede likes zoos better, you know?

It seems I saw through it.

We quickly passed by where the fiercest ones swim and headed to the area where they float peacefully. jellyfish and seahorses.

There are people carefree in the aquariums, moving around in a way that makes it hard to tell if they are

sleeping or awake. In fact, it seems doubtful whether they understand if they have been captured by humans or

He believes they don’t fully understand their own position. They may have a life

I’m carefree, but if you told me to turn into a jellyfish, I apologize. Even so, I could be better. than a Kämpfer.

Then I move to the aquariums where the moray eels and pufferfish live. In this area, suddenly their

Their movements become more active, and their awareness of being living beings intensifies. Sometimes they l

With the aquarium, perhaps this is an attempt to show that they are aquatic creatures. They seem to want to sa “Make a face as proud as a human who can barely live in the water.” And they’re right.

Shizuku, at any aquarium, carefully reads the explanations and observes the fish closely. It seems

She’s very interested. She takes everything very seriously. If I think about it, I can’t think of a single time when s Whether she’s been serious or disheveled, it seems like nobody really knows her.

The Beauty Research Club has attempted to explore some mysteries on several occasions. I should clarify I didn’t investigate it of my own volition, but Higashida forced me to tell him.

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It is said that there has been a great effort on the part of many people who wanted to know about the private life

Shizuku, but they were unsuccessful. Despite experts’ repeated attempts to investigate the details

The students’ personal information apparently failed to uncover any significant leads. They don’t even know.

It is known where she lives, and it appears that attempts to follow her have been discovered.

Right after that, the secret lair of the Beauty Research Club was attacked by a committee of

special discipline commissioned by the student council and all related documents were

confiscated and then destroyed. They were forced to suspend their activities for several months.

From then on, investigating Shizuku became an absolute taboo. However, at the Club From Beauty Research, it seems they sold suitable data in a book as a mysterious “I”, by What entrepreneurial spirit is strong about.

Shizuku and I move to a different area. It’s the penguin corner.

There are a lot of people here. Everyone is crowding together to get a closer look. These two-toned beings, bla Adorable. Apparently, the Japanese love penguins. Although they’re birds, not fish, their affection is understand Their popularity stems from their clumsy movements. Incidentally, I like them too.

Shizuku seemed to be watching with a smile… no, she wasn’t. Normal. Rather, it was I who seemed to be smilin

disturbing way.

This isn’t right, I got too caught up in the fun. I need a little more tension.

It was planned with its popularity in mind, so this area was wide open. It leaned

a corridor so that the penguins could be seen even from afar.

Somehow, I felt this was dangerous. If the penguins can look down, then we can too.

We can too.

-Chairwoman…

-What’s happening?

—I think they’ll appear soon.

-Who?

—The enemy.

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For a brief moment, Shizuku seemed to think of something. Finally, her scheming mind, full of intrigue…

Was it in action?

—…Yes, now that you mention it…

—What am I saying? You always tell me not to get too confident, don’t you?

—I think Senou-kun believes that this is where the enemy, Kämpfer, is hiding.

For now, that’s how I think. I mean, almost like I’m mixed up with the Humboldt10 penguins or something. That Such a restless creature is especially dangerous.

—You can’t let your guard down.

—I think it would be good to be a little more like a date.

—It’s complicated.

It is that carelessness that attracts death. If the general population of Japan were more resilient,

We could have avoided the recession. Although that’s not very convincing coming from a high school student.

—She’s the president, isn’t she? Who planned today?

—It’s not a plan, it’s a schedule.

—It doesn’t matter.

—If you learn more from those around you…

However, if you look around, there are only couples and families.

Now that I think about it, there are a lot of couples in the building. Although I’ve seen some outside, it seems like

more concentrated. One of the reasons the aquarium is a popular dating spot is that it doesn’t smell as strong. It’s not as bad as in the city center and it’s not as enigmatic as an art museum. It’s not an achievement of mine. research, but what I heard in a magazine.

And so, their gazes, from time to time, turn towards us.

To be precise, I’m looking at Shizuku, who’s sitting next to me. It’s true, she’s so beautiful. It wouldn’t be strange

or admiration. Sometimes I hear voices saying, “Is she a celebrity?”, but she’s just a student of

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They glance at me too, but it’s the envious and disdainful kind. It seems they want to say that I’m

It’s strange to be next to a beautiful person and then suddenly be with someone boring and uninteresting. I unde However, I couldn’t defy the mass protests and gently walked away from Shizuku.

-What are you doing?

She comes and ruins everything, approaching quickly.

—Being by your side. Any problem?

Why does he have to give me orders?

-That…

Muttering to myself, I look around.

—You worry about boring things, huh?

—I’m not used to malice.

—You should ignore it. It’s not like they know our names.

—That’s not what it’s about.

—Should I make you more jealous?

Suddenly, this person hooked their arm with mine. Oi, oi!

Her right arm joins my left arm. I feel Shizuku’s sensation passing through me. Ugh!

The intensity of the gaze fixed on me rises. There have been similar situations in the past, but this one This time, the murderous intent comes from someone I don’t know. I’m even breaking out in oily sweat.

Unlike me, Shizuku maintains her composure.

—I’m not saying you should laugh, but you should be happier.

It’s complicated. If it were any other guy besides me, I’d be rolling with joy. Although normally

It would be feeling joy, but I can’t. I once joined a group called “Club to Be Cursed by Shizuku”

“Sangou,” and now I tend to seek punishments. Previously, a sort of anthology was published that She compiled her fantasies, full of surprising statements such as: “I would like Shizuku to trample me

wearing high heels, treat me like a rag and then kick me out of school” or “I would like him to

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He was ordered to stand naked at the school gate, to be ridiculed by the students when he went inside crying.

I desperately went to the student council room, but Shizuku said to me disdainfully, “Who the hell “Is that you?” All these texts were overflowing with possibilities that could win a championship in Japan.

of perverts. But the most shocking was one that said: “I would like to wander through a destroyed Tokyo and

deserted after a nuclear attack in Japan, trying to drink the last sip of water from my canteen that “It falls on me, and I’m dying in despair while murmuring ‘Shizuku-sama…'” What madness!

No matter my mood, Shizuku presses herself against me. What are you doing?

I desperately tried to think of something else. I pretended to be meditating deep in my mind’s eye.

mountains. However, without any delay, as if mocking that effort, there was an intrusion. Even I feel like he’s doing it on purpose. You know, something hit me in the chest and… I blushed.

I remember that this girl’s breast size should be unknown, but anyway it seems to be…

Size D or E. She’s bigger than the nude actresses I’ve seen in magazines.

While I was being tortured, a doubt suddenly struck me. Could this be a trap to lure the Enemy Kämpfer? Exposing these weaknesses to provoke an attack.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Shizuku did. That’s probably it. Was that why she bothered to come all the way here? crowded?

We maintain tension while we relax. We can’t simply run away in this situation. It must be

brave.

“You’ve become more honest,” Shizuku said. “That’s right.” —”I discovered the president’s plan.

“Senou-kun is probably wrong,” he continued. No, that can’t be.

We’re moving away from the penguin area. If anyone’s following us, bingo. With so many people moving around If someone is following us, I feel like a little spy.

I speak in a low voice.

—Wouldn’t it be better to transform, Madam President?

-Because?

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—Come on, that way you could defend yourself if the enemy attacks.

Shizuku looked at me.

—Don’t transform yourself. I’m certain that, even in the form of a woman, you’ll have the same

feelings. But for now, you must remain a man. It is imperative.

Hmm, it seems to be to deceive the enemy by showing so much determination. Although our personality Even if she doesn’t fit in, she is truly worthy of being the student council president.

We move to another area. This time, there are many fish in the river instead of the sea. I recognize the salmon, But many of the others are unknown.

—Is it possible that it could transform into something like that?

-What are you taking about?

—He’s an enemy, Kämpfer. He can transform into a man or a woman like me, so it wouldn’t be surprising if a

fish turns into woman.

—That’s strange.

It was rejected immediately.

—Especially Senou-kun’s idea.

Are you calling me an idiot? Don’t you know the term “complacency is the worst enemy”?

I walked through the building with my arms crossed. The envious glances around me continued. My sweat It was still cold.

Without remembering what I visited, the tour of the aquarium ended and we went outside. In the end, it all came

walk.

Shizuku was walking calmly outside.

Breathing deeply brought peace to my heart. The tension slowly returned through my body. Should we

To be outside after all? We can’t avoid confrontations with Kämpfer. My magic is like a

firearm. In addition, Shizuku’s sword tears opponents to pieces. Both have a long reach, so

that it’s better to be outside in a large space.

It was impressive how carefully he was thinking, but then he said something unexpected.

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—Senou-kun, have you had breakfast?

-Hey?

—Breakfast.

—A tomato.

He frowned slightly.

—Make sure you eat properly.

—I got tired of curry.

Mikoto did too much. She didn’t come home this week, so it was okay.

—You must be hungry.

—Well, a little.

—So, should we have lunch? I brought something nice.

What’s going on? Did he set a landmine or something?

We’re going straight to the center of the park. Here and there, you see families and couples. Since it’s lunchtime Many people eating bread and onigiri.

—It’s a good place to sit, isn’t it?

Shizuku heads towards the grassy area. As I sit down, I think that if we ever have a fight, I’ll… would delay a step.

There was a section of the grass that was slightly raised. Besides us, there were a few other couples.

They seemed like a real couple. Peaceful people.

A bench was free, so we sat down.

Shizuku took a box wrapped in a large napkin out of her large bag. I thought that because of its size it might

It was a bomb, but then he pulled out a stainless steel bottle. I was confused.

—…?

—It’s a bento11.

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—…Are you really going to eat?

Although it seemed to be part of a plan to deceive the enemy by posing as food, it appeared that He was serious too.

—Yes. I said I had prepared it.

—Why is it the same for me…?

—Because I remember that lately you’ve only been eating curry, I felt sorry for you.

Well, I understand. It’s a complicated feeling to be pitied for something like that. It’s true that recently, Even my uniform started to smell like curry.

Open the lid. Onigiri in the shape of a pouch, sausages, grilled fish, fries. Noticing that the shapes were A little uneven, it looked like everything was handmade.

—It wasn’t that much work.

A comment that seems to have seen right through me. I’d like to say, “Really?” but I’d get fed up if I They ordered it. Perhaps the president of the council finds everything simple?

A bento box was placed between Shizuku and me. Are we going to share it?

They also gave me disposable toothpicks, but I’m starting to have second thoughts. Even if it’s just to pretend to This is too much work. Could it be that Shizuku’s hostility towards the moderator is that great?

—Aren’t you going to eat?

—Well, then…

—You must be hungry, right?

Yes, I’m hungry. A tomato is hard for a high school student.

When I tried to break the wooden chopsticks, they stopped me.

-Take…

They handed me a wet towel. It wasn’t a paper towel, but a pre-moistened hand towel.

—Ah… thank you.

Why am I being so submissive?

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I wash my hands and then say, “thank you,” before putting a triangular onigiri in my mouth. Oh, it even has a A slight salty note. The flavor of the sesame seeds sprinkled on top is also pleasant.

Hmm, this really seems more like a picnic or a date. First of all, it doesn’t suit my personality to have

a handmade lunchbox. Some people might find the disparity interesting, but I

I think the image should be valued. It’s difficult to manage.

I glance distractedly at the park. Children shooting water guns, dogs chasing frisbees. Everyone

They seem to be enjoying themselves so much. I’m still stuck in a stressful school life. Ah, if only Sakurasan we —I can imagine what you’re thinking, Senou-kun.

They looked at me with disdain.

—Although I’ll forgive you for now.

The tone is a little cold. Ah, they’ve found me out! Although their attitude is more… calm? I feel

strangely relieved.

What if I eat a sausage? It doesn’t look like an octopus. When I try to pick it up with chopsticks, it gets taken aw

suddenly.

—Here you go, take it.

The sausage, held together by chopsticks, is presented to me. Huh, should I eat this?

Shizuku appears to be smiling slightly.

—Aren’t you going to eat it?

—…

Mmm, I wouldn’t mind eating it, in fact, I’d like to, but straight from Shizuku’s chopsticks? It’s a

bit…

The student council president, as usual, doesn’t change her expression, but somehow He seems to be enjoying it.

—Aren’t you going to eat?

-No…

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—You can think of me as Kaede.

—You’re the president, aren’t you?

—Ara, so you recognize me. That makes me happy.

She doesn’t seem that excited.

The sausages are blinking in front of my eyes.

—Open up!

What does “Open” mean? Am I a child? I hesitated, but inevitably I opened my mouth.

A sausage got stuck in my mouth. Yes, because of this ritual, I can’t really understand the taste. I feel like a

chick.

-Well done.

What was strange was Shizuku laughing so hard. You wouldn’t think she was surprisingly cute even if you were There was definitely a guard like this in an Italian movie about a Nazi women’s prison or something.

So. A person who enjoys mistreating prisoners.

Anyway, there’s nothing wrong with lunch. In fact, it’s delicious. Could it be that culinary skill…

Is it inversely proportional to character?

Feeling thirsty, I opened my stainless steel bottle. It was the kind with a lid that doubled as a cup. It contained te

Noticing a slightly different smell, I realized it wasn’t one of those sold around here.

-What is this?

—It’s blended tea. It smells like yuzu, doesn’t it?

While I’m impressed, I pour a little. This person knows a lot of things.

I took a sip and exclaimed, “Hmm, it’s quite tasty.”

Shizuku’s hand reached out, grabbed the glass with a quick gesture, and finished drinking it.

Hmm, what a complex feeling.

He looked at me and said, “Should I give it to you with my mouth?”

-Idiot.

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No, no, no. That’s not how it is. It’s more like an indirect kiss. Well, worrying about that is kind of ridiculous, like. a high school student.

As I continue eating, my stomach gets full. I eat lunch on the park grass and simply Resting is truly peaceful.

No, no, no, peaceful is not the right word! Today a commotion will begin that will affect my body and mind They’ll cool down. I need to be prepared.

I was about to put the lunchbox away when Shizuku reached out her hand.

—These things should be handled by a woman.

Oh, really? But as president, she’s supposed to delegate mundane tasks to her subordinates and

to stay relaxed… Ah, then, I suppose I would be considered one of his subordinates. How

dangerous!

I decided to let her handle it with all her arrogance. That’s fine. Probably.

There’s nothing to be done. Well, is there? What about the enemy? Come and attack me quickly.

There’s no sign that Shizuku is up to anything. Everything is peaceful and normal. It seems stupid.

Let him be nervous all by himself. If I were Mikoto, I’d probably shout, “Idiot, idiot!” without hesitation.

Once the cleaning was finished, Shizuku intertwined her arm again.

That was a really natural gesture; she turned her arm without me noticing. By the time I realized it, she was alre

stuck to Shizuku.

—Oi oi, isn’t that a bit much?

—It’s not that big of a deal.

—Well, but…

—My boyfriend is a real complainer, isn’t he?

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Stop making those kinds of jokes. Only enemies deceive; you don’t need to do it to me too. No.

There is no other option but to think about the enemy. Where will the opposing Kämpfer attack? Has the mome To attack? I still can’t predict how it will unfold.

—President, could you let go of my arm?

-Because?

—It will be difficult to fight if an enemy appears.

—…Senou-kun, it’s not that I’m saying this, but there are a lot of kids hoping you’ll do something. Do you intend Give up?

—I know that, but I don’t want to die. I want to keep my hands free.

—Is this okay?

Not much.

But yeah, this girl doesn’t ask any questions. Rumor has it that the student council members obey.

Absolutely Shizuku and they quickly execute all orders. Perhaps it’s because of the dictatorial power that

She works hard, or perhaps it was her personality that led her to get that position. Or could it be the other way a

Student council members are also fine saying “yes, yes,” so I guess it’s easy for

They do. Furthermore, being part of the student council adds prestige to your academic record.

—Senou-kun.

—Yes, yes.

—Put your arm around my shoulder.

—Y-Yes… huh!?

I tried to be surprised and move away, but I couldn’t move.

Shizuku loosened her grip on my arm.

—Put your arm around my shoulder.

Why something like this? Even if it’s for fighting, I haven’t done anything like this with Sakura-san yet.

Hesitantly, Shizuku lifted my arm and put it around her shoulder. Woah.

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—Hey, don’t do that without permission…

-Alright.

Not only Shizuku’s body, but even her face, was pressed against me. She was leaning over me, so I felt every sensation. The president turned out to be thinner, softer, and smelled nicer than I expected.

I was thinking… well, that’s it.

—Um… so, it seems like we’re lovers, right?

—It doesn’t seem like it, we are.

—But we’re not even on a date.

—How many times do I have to say “date”?

—Didn’t you come to lure the Kämpfer?

Kämpfer still hasn’t shown up. Hey, that’s enough. Don’t keep me waiting any longer.

—Senou-kun, the people around us are looking at us, aren’t they?

I quickly take in my surroundings. Wow, there are quite a few people glancing at us. It’s probably Shizuku is so beautiful, but this is excessive.

—I wonder what impression they’re getting of us.

I have no idea. Maybe they think we’re secret agents for some country. But I’m sure that’s not the case.

—Hey, they’re seeing us as a couple, don’t you think?

-That’s how it is.

—What does “like this” mean? What happened?

—No matter how you look at it, you’re clearly doing it on purpose.

Either way, it’s definitely for camouflage. That much is clear. Please leave it at that.

But it’s bad for the heart when the other person accepts it. It’s a small torment.

—What’s wrong with Kaede?

—That’s obvious, isn’t it?

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—But Kaede wouldn’t let you go any further.

Speak clearly. Yes, he’s friendly, but he doesn’t let himself be manipulated.

—So leave it to me.

What? Are you acting like someone’s partner?

Even when I was massaging her shoulders, I noticed that Shizuku was surprisingly thin. Easily my Hands encircled his shoulders as she drew closer. No, I won’t.

However, I’m too weak. Because Shizuku was so firm with me, we ended things.

Staying together. I feel like time is passing uselessly.

We ended up sitting together, gazing absently at the scenery. Although the weather is warm, it’s fine. i guess.

—Hey, Senou-kun.

—Yes, what’s wrong?

—Why do you like Kaede?

Why is he bringing this up all of a sudden? How silly.

That’s a stupid question. Of course I like Sakura-san because she’s Sakura-san. Her angelic smile,

His kind, unbiased personality. As for his tastes… well, let’s leave it at that, but that air about him was a little…

A naive lady is also good.

Now, how do I explain it? Men would understand easily, but it can be difficult for women. especially for Shizuku.

In the end, I opted for the safest option.

—Sakura-san is beautiful, isn’t she?

—If it’s about beauty, both Kondou-san and Mishima-san, the president of your class, are beautiful too. —Besides, she has a good personality.

—They are elegant and kind.

—If it’s about being helpful, there are many like that in our school.

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—As for elegance, the student council vice president is really good. She’s the daughter of the

company president.

—Mmm, no, that’s not it.

It’s definitely difficult. I started to feel a little frustrated.

—I only mentioned the obvious, but it’s not just about that. It’s more like…

—More like what?

Shizuku’s face is right in front of me. Ah, I feel like I’m being asked a malicious question. during the class.

—Because she’s Sakura-san.

That was my answer.

—Do you need a reason to have a favorable impression? Isn’t it enough that you like it?

I probably thought he was going to make fun of me, so I braced myself. I was sure cruel words were coming.

with a cold tone again.

But strangely, she nodded easily.

—Yes, I understand perfectly.

-Hey?

“You don’t need a reason for something like that. It wouldn’t be convenient to have to explain it if they asked you

—A-Aah.

—Surely Kondou-san and Mishima-san think so too.

—…Why mention them?

Even though they are people I know, isn’t it inappropriate to use them as examples?

—Don’t you think this applies to me too?

-What are you talking about?

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A riddle? I, who am bad at these kinds of word games and clever puzzles, find it difficult. solve them. I remember being tormented for a month by a problem that appeared in a book

for children that said: “A truck loaded with oranges, apples, and pears approaches a sharp curve. What Will it fall?” and in the end, I couldn’t find the answer myself, so I had to ask someone else.

By the way, the answer is speed. Do you understand, idiot?

In any case, Shizuku’s intention behind her dialogue is unknown. Is she indirectly saying that “the Are Martians coming to attack or something?

She didn’t say anything more. Instead, she talked about something else.

—What do you think of Kaede, Senou-kun?

—That’s an unpleasant question, isn’t it?

That person has a special fondness for me, a girl. After all, she confessed her feelings to me. I don’t want to thin He’s the type who’s only interested in girls…

—About Senou-kun right now.

—Isn’t it just as friends?

—How shy.

—I’m seeing reality. Since Sakura-san treats everyone equally, I can’t dedicate my affections to just one person

person.

—You really understand.

—All the guys are in the same position. So me and everyone else, we’re just… admiring for now.

From a girl’s perspective, it’s not so easy to say that. Right now, I don’t feel like I’m getting any closer.

to the boys. I was thinking about what to do if he declared himself a rival like before.

—If it were me, I would recommend a girl within Senou-kun’s budget.

—There isn’t one.

—Yes, there is.

Won’t it be right in front of me?

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—Kaede is the ideal girl, right?

—Well, yes.

“Another girl might be a better fit for what Senou-kun is looking for. Girls are creatures who strive. They aren’t…

Thinking about doing anything for Senou-kun, you know?

Hmm, does a girl like that really exist? In other words, it might be in the realm of fantasy, but in reality

That’s hard to believe. Wouldn’t it be something like taking money from me or making me play some kind of pun Understanding my feelings, Shizuku seemed to be amused in some way as she said:

—You wouldn’t be happy if you paid attention to those kinds of girls too, would you, Senou-kun?

A way of speaking that almost seems to say that I’m unhappy right now. Although it’s true.

—Is the president like that?

-That?

—So, you’re into men?

—That’s not how it is.

A tone of voice that seems to say it’s obvious.

—I’m always the same. Because they end up liking me on their own.

He is very confident.

—Even if someone ends up liking me, in the end I’ll adjust to myself.

Terrifying. Is she always in control? She’s like an orca. I don’t mind, but I’d prefer she stopped. looking at me with those eyes full of insinuations.

—Well, sometimes there are things you don’t know unless you go out with someone, you know?

—You’re exactly as you seem. I’m sure of it.

—Even if you say that, I think you’ll end up dating a different girl.

—Don’t decide the future of others on your own.

—Ara.

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Shizuku seems to have a hidden meaning somehow.

—It’s not my decision. It’s been definitively decided.

Really? I only have eyes for Sakura-san. Probably, almost certainly.

In fact, I can’t imagine dating any woman other than Sakura-san. It’s not that my imagination is playing tricks on

whether it’s limited or something like that. It’s simply much easier to see someone with a family formed with Harakiritora.

Thanks to Shizuku, I started thinking nonsense. Ridiculous. I’ll stop worrying about it.

I suddenly feel drowsy. I stifle a yawn.

—Are you sleepy?

—A little, and you?

—Staying up late?

—I was watching foreign football.

—As president of the student council, I would have liked you to at least say that you were studying.

—I didn’t. If someone who is not old enough to take exams studies the night before a break, they will be questio

his sanity.

Is Shizuku studying? Given her genius, one could imagine her memorizing everything just by reading the book. of text once. However, I’ve heard that true geniuses value persistence and stability. their talent through constant effort.

What type does this girl belong to? I have no idea. Thinking about it, she’s mysterious, and I know almost nothin

their private life.

My eyes are starting to close with sleep. It’s not from being drugged with sleeping pills, I really am I’m dreaming. I should have recorded the football match if that’s how it was going to be.

I close my eyes slightly. I just wanted to do that, but I suddenly fell asleep.

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■

When the doorbell rang, I hurriedly started getting ready to go home.

I lightly ignored my classmate Higashida’s invitation and stuffed my books and notebooks into the

backpack. Higashida complains that “you’ve become distant lately,” but it’s only natural. If you get one Girlfriend, it’s obvious you’ll prioritize her, right?

Huh? A girlfriend?

I don’t know if he had a girlfriend. Has anyone like me, who’s the same age as his record of never having dated

with no woman, get a sweet heart12?

I understood the next instant. Yes, I had it. Because this is a dream world, and since it’s a dream, I can To do as I please. That’s why she’s here too, in a fitting way.

At the same time, I thought it might be a dream. But oh well, even if it’s a dream, it’s okay. Here, I have a

girlfriend. It’s much better than not having one.

I am patiently waiting for the autonomy to end.

It’s not like elementary school, so there are no goodbyes. I raise a hand toward Higashida and

jump out of the room.

Seitetsu Academy is strict regarding relationships between men and women. Therefore, the classic date in The school gate was inaccessible. Leaving behind the main entrance where the officers were located

secrets, I headed outside the compound from the back. I continued along a narrow path, turning twice at the

corner.

A convenience store. Famous for being the meeting point for couples from Seitetsu Academy.

The location is passed down by word of mouth. A good tradition passed from elders to younger generations.

young people. Of course, we also benefit from it. Eventually, this will be passed on to the

younger generations.

My girlfriend hasn’t arrived yet. Did I get ahead of myself?

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So should I read some manga there? It takes technique to read without disturbing the staff. store. Concentration is also needed to avoid making a mess. Why not just not read?

So? Fine. I have no other way to kill time.

There are other high school students like me. The staff also understand quite well, unless they

If something serious happens, they don’t report it to the school and they ignore it.

From the other side of the large glass window, the girls in the uniform of the female section of the Seitetsu Academy, they’re running. I squinted to confirm. It’s her, without a doubt. There’s no one else. a girl as charming as her.

I left the store before he went in. I bought a piece of gum for now. It’s a low price if I consider it as the

cost to see my girlfriend.

The girl raises her hand. I do the same in response. With the same expression as always, she approaches.

She asks, “Did you wait long?” and I reply, “No.” Even though it’s a cliché, it doesn’t get old between us.

She glances around. Standing in front of the convenience store, she leads me into another alley. don’t worry.

She quickly wraps her arms around my neck. I feel embarrassed, but she seems pleased.

It seems that he “understood his own feelings.”

Our lips lightly touch. A moist sensation is transmitted.

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I woke up.

Feelings of “oh no” wash over me. Damn it, I fell asleep.

But wow, what a strange dream. It seemed like I was dating someone, enjoying a happy youth.

Who on earth was that person? I’m sure I saw their face, but I can’t remember. I hope it was Sakura-san, but no I’m certain. It’s so sad not being able to think about the person I’m supposed to marry in the future.

It shouldn’t be a complete stranger, but who on earth could it be?

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And then, the very last thing. Like we were in a movie or something. My cheeks got so hot! It was

strangely vivid.

Oh, right, wasn’t she the one who stole a kiss from me? It was the first time. Was it real or just a dream? Was it Am I experiencing these kinds of scenes in a dream without taboos, or is it simply dissatisfaction?

I feel strangely light. Huh? Am I lying on my side?

The pillow is soft. Very strange, I quickly focus my eyes. Two mounds that look like breasts. Hair Long black. A face.

Words swirl in my head for a while, then suddenly come together. What?! Is Shizuku on me?

Can you use it as a knee pillow?

I sit up abruptly. Damn, I hope they haven’t put a microphone in my ear! Nervously, I notice something. Ah, Shizuku also has her eyes closed. Breathing softly. Huh?

Is she sleeping too?

Gazing deeply. As beautiful as she is, she also has a lovely face when she sleeps. Even if it isn’t Not necessarily my style, I understand that well.

But she’s really mature. I heard a rumor that she’s sometimes mistaken for a businesswoman. According to Sakura-san, when she was little, received invitations from entertainment agencies to become an actress, but That sounds even stranger. Did he really come into this world looking like that?

—Do you enjoy looking at people in profile that much?

Whoa, I was awake! Shizuku opened her eyes and looked at me.

-Good morning.

—Don’t scare me.

—I didn’t mean to scare you.

I straightened up. My body is a little stiff. It’s because I was lying in the same position.

—Have you slept?

—I slept, but…

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I remember they were making me a pillow with their knees. Ugh, I can’t stop them from seeing my face.

I wave my hand. I ask to hide my blush.

—Why did you do that?

—Because your sleeping position was strange.

—Just leave it, it’s fine.

I tried to sound annoyed, but apparently it didn’t work with this girl.

—You were so cute. While you were sleeping.

Ah, I feel like I have weaknesses. Ah, aside from my parents, the people in my class, and Mikoto when she was Little one, have many people seen my sleeping face?

The sun is starting to set. Is it already afternoon?

At that moment, I came to my senses. Hey, what happened to the enemy?

When I turned to Shizuku, she still had the same expression on her face.

—If it’s the enemy, he hasn’t arrived yet.

-Because?

—It’s not that I didn’t intend to come.

What are you saying?! Diligence is a characteristic of the Japanese, isn’t it? This is like having had a day

full date!

I suddenly touch my lips. Hmm, something seems different… or has it always been the same? Are they coated o —Hey Madam President, when I was sleeping… you didn’t do anything, did you?

—I was awake when you woke up, Senou-kun?

—I feel like you were asleep.

—Then I didn’t do it. Because I can’t.

That’s true. A way of saying it that makes me really uncomfortable, but it’s true. Shizuku is playing She’s intentionally using her own lips, but she’s not doing anything, right?

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—Shouldn’t we go back soon?

Seat.

—I wanted to suggest we have dinner together, but I can’t stay out late tonight.

-Is that so?

—At home, I’m a good girl, you know?

Does she live with her family? It wouldn’t be unusual for a normal high school girl, but you know, she’s Miss

perfect soldier.

We went straight to the station. On the way back, Shizuku was still clinging to my arm. And she

I was doing the same thing on the train. It’s embarrassing, and even though other passengers are staring at us, Calm? With that fresh face.

We got off at the local station. It was packed with people returning from shopping and sightseeing. And there, Finally, I was free.

—Try not to look so relieved in such a forced way.

Shizuku spoke to me in a tone that sounded like advice. “Are you my older sister?” —I’m sure you feel relieved. I’m not a criminal in custody, so why don’t you let me go?

—Well, why are we lovers?

—Stop saying that. Everyone in the train car was staring at us. They probably thought young people didn’t know Shame. Truly.

—Stop worrying about the jealousy of the elderly.

“It’s not jealousy, it’s morality. People look at us. Depending on the situation.” —It’s a date, so it’s okay, right?

—No, it’s not a date, it’s the president’s plan.

The enemies did not arrive.

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It was already getting dark, and if I stayed busy, it would get dark. Although I hadn’t prepared myself.

Mentally preparing for an emergency, what is the moderator doing? Perhaps they don’t want to work on weeken

week? It seems he works hourly like a part-time employee.

Ah, let’s go home now. Let’s watch TV. When it’s evening, we can watch a football match.

Let’s practice the Marseille roulette in my mind.

But Shizuku acted almost as if she wanted to snatch away my modest wish.

—You’ll take me home, right?

Where to? To the underworld?

—You can go back alone…

—You must fulfill a woman’s wishes.

—And my wish?

—There are many boys who want to visit my home.

I am one of the few exceptions. Don’t discriminate against minorities; educate to foster individuality.

—It’s probably a walkable distance. I don’t have any extra money.

Even if I had it, I’d hesitate about whether to take you or not.

—It’s a bit far, but it’s no problem.

—A little far? It seems quite far.

—Do you want to stay overnight?

I was about to say something stupid, but I stopped myself. Shizuku’s eyes seemed to be seriously

worried.

Are you seriously planning to host a man like me? Is this some kind of trap? Are you planning to fatten me up fo Eat me? Why a sudden overnight stay? I don’t have a change of clothes or anything!

I wonder if any man has ever stayed overnight at Shizuku’s house before. I’m sure he hasn’t. I’m sorry.

Somehow. But doesn’t he have a family or anything?

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I absolutely don’t understand what this woman is thinking. Is she serious? Besides, how is it that a A day that should be about confronting the enemy ends up like this?

Shizuku extended her hand again. Looks like she wants to take me. Uh, wow.

And right at that moment.

—Ah, Natsuru and the president!

A very loud voice sounded and a girl appeared running from the other side of the pedestrian crossing.

-What are they doing!?

It was Mikoto. With the agility she had developed fleeing the secret police in the Middle East, she arrived

instantly before us.

—Hyaahh!

He almost saved me from becoming the target of a flying kick.

Mikoto landed gracefully and began to scold us.

—What the hell are you two doing?!

I answered vaguely.

—What? More like you!

—I heard Natsuru was going to have a date with the president, so I’ve been looking everywhere for you. What What I heard from Masumi turned out to be true!

What determination! Instead, if you had just come to my house as usual, I would have explained it to you. properly.

—Now, explain it. What’s going on?

—What’s going on…? It’s to lure the enemy Kämpfer.

—Don’t try to deceive me with such obvious lies!

His hand reached out. He intended to strangle me. I moved away quickly.

—This liar!

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—Wait, Madam President, explain it to him.

-Alright.

Shizuku answered quite honestly.

—Kondou-san, it really was a date between the two of us.

-That!?

My voice and Mikoto’s overlapped.

—Natsuru! You said you weren’t interested in anyone but Sakura-san…!

—No, that’s true. It’s the president who’s lying!

—When a man and a woman go out together, it’s usually a date!

That’s true, but it doesn’t apply to this case. That should be the case. Although the enemy didn’t attack, they we

to fight because of the situation on the other side.

—How are you going to solve this!?

—Am I a mobster or what?

—You were probably planning to go to the president’s house after this!

Damn. You’re quite perceptive, huh! But even that would be a stretch.

Shizuku shrugged slightly.

—…Well, that’s enough for today.

She left calmly, but she should have told me sooner. My heart can’t take much more.

—I’ll leave the rest to Kondou-san. Do what you want.

And she put a finger to her own lips.

—I also played a prank.

Mikoto had an expression like she was about to bite. Hey, President, did you really do something? Shizuku turned around smoothly. Thanks to her model figure, her movement here was elegant. But Wait, wait a moment. Couldn’t you clarify this before you leave?

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Madam President, Madam President, please testify that today was not an appointment.

I suddenly turn around.

—I still say it was a date!

—But I was attracting the enemy!

—Who said something like that and who attacked them?

—…

Well, that’s true. When I think about it, Shizuku always said that. But that truth doesn’t matter. It’s my crisis.

The student council president seemed interested in something.

—Shizuku.

—…Huh?

She spoke clearly.

—If you want a test, call me so I can ride with you.

-Hey…

-Fast.

Mikoto’s hands were already around my neck. Will my fate be to be strangled like in a

chicken coop?

—O-Okay… Um, Shizuku-san.

—Treat me informally.

—Uuurgh…

Ah, there’s no other option. I’ve made a decision.

—Shi-…Shizuku…san.

-Properly.

—Shizuku.

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-Perfect.

She seemed satisfied.

—Today’s date was fun, Natsuru.

And then, she turned around again. I watched her back disappear into the distance with despair.